There was one time a customer complained their ribs tasted like chicken. The customer was in her 80s. I’m pretty sure everything tasted like chicken.

He is in the top 10 in slugging % right now at the plate league wide as well.

My 2012 Subaru Legacy is priceless when it comes to “will it baby.”

in a work truck he probably doesn’t care and lets be honest people don’t have the fear of injury they should probably have because of how safe cars are being made.

Anyone else see the GT86 on that list and all the stuff on it? I have a feeling that car would genuinely be a blast.

I think it might be cheaper to get an FD RX-7 from Japan than here in the US.

When you lose your mother go through a divorce have custody problems and get fired from your job the whole having a home a car and not going hungry aren’t any comfort at all.

Cliche or not money can’t buy happiness

I am the Stig.

Can I be your stig? I’ll pay my way to Lime Rock every time you go down there...

The future called. Their eyes aren’t ready for it either.

I tend to disagree. Flipping the Sauber in Bahrain last year was pretty special maldaderp.

Loved the article. Hilarious as always. Now if only you’d waited 2 years and imported an R34 instead of an R32 that looks like something I created out of a block of wood when I was 10 and doing pinewood derby cars you’d have a bit more appreciation from me.

Hockey- Like tennis don't stand up during the action. Ushers will stop you from returning to your seat until there's a whistle. Don't leave your seat until there's a whistle.

100% agree with everything in the article. 100% support change.

Two chicks making out in the back seat when you’re the DD. That is soooooooo distracting when you’d probably rather do anything other than drive at that point.

I tend to agree with the last paragraph. I don't think 1 price buying will get me the best deal. As someone who doesn't finance I get the best deal from dealers who think they're going to make the price up on the back end.

Not my favorite, but the 10,000 mile runway. I can suspend belief very easily when distracted by shiney things. I had not heard the complaints about that scene before watching the movie. As I watched I was unable to suspend belief in order to enjoy that sequence.

As a Lions fan who watched every game I would say this doesn't surprise me, but there were at least 3 or 4 other times where they absolutely should have gone for it but didn't. The one mentioned in the article against Dallas in the playoffs being the most obvious one.

April Fools?