Actually I would argue that, percentage wise, there’s probably more Native Americans there than any other part of the country.

They’re talking about a subway ban.  How about false reports of an emergency?  E-brake is declaring an emergency.  Let’s make this a felony.

As someone who worked as a host from time to time to cover shifts instead of waiting tables... please don’t. It’s OK to maybe ask for a different table but don’t ask for THAT table. The one in the section with the server that just started her shift and had open tables who just got triple sat. The one who will castrate…

Alex please send a dozen to your jalop peers in the US and they must perform the same taste test and film their reactions. Please please.

Also side note. One of the Indy Car lights teams is sponsored by Rich Engery

Cruise ship vacations are great for basically all of the reasons you just listed. The most difficult decision you need to make is are you going snorkeling or drinking a bunch of rum on the party boat.

Speeds in practice are impossible to judge.  Don't forget in qualifying they get an extra 50hp.  When 4 of the 5 crashed drivers end up in the last row shootout and the other one is p29 driving for Ganassi that says something about backup cars to me.

Alonso’s second hit in his practice crash was 75g. It’s amazing that he walked away uninjured. Listen to Bourdais interview on racer on Friday. The way they trim the cars for qualifying is genuinely scary for them. Hinch nearly died in 2015. Bourdais nearly died in 2017. Wickens still cant walk from an incident at…

ECR and Penske weren’t going to partner with McLaren and put a car on track that could beat them. Honda wouldn’t give them an engine. That left Carlin and Foyt. Decent chance Foyt said no too.

I've done a ton of sim racing.  I would do everything I've tried if someone offered me some laps except one.  Indy.  Qualifying for the 500 is probably the only thing out there except the Isle of Man TT where safety isn't expected but rather prayed for.

This would be where you use the headline that he got bumped.

There’s no client patient confidentiality on the Deadspin slack.  Turn up the heat.

1) I’m on team Jalopnik
2) I wonder how many fatal crashes auto pilot has prevented because the idiot behind the wheel made many bad decisions and shouldn’t have been behind the wheel to begin with

There’s no data set on the benefits to auto pilot. I’m curious what the score is. Lives saved vs. lives lost. The lives it…

Really shouldn’t read the comments at work it is getting really dusty in here.

If that was my car I wouldn’t have waited a week for a phone call.  I’d have been talking to the ownership of the dealer and discussing what they were willing to offer me.  Let them make an offer first.  Maybe they’ll offer more than what you’d be satisfied with.  I’d like to see them replace the clutch.  That would…

As a Red Wings fan there are a LOT of problems in Detroit on their roster.  Jimmy Howard isn’t one of them.  With that said I wouldn’t have invested resources in him in 2019.  The team is rebuilding they won’t win in the 19-20 season and probably not even in the 20-21 season so I’d rather shuttle some young talent…

And kill Tony’s daughter?  Sure sign the heroes up for that

I waited tables/bartended for 7 years.  When I retire I want to do it again part time.  Only this time I won’t care about the tips I make.

I feel like the draft is on ABC just to obscure the ratings impact of End Game.  I know i won’t be watching the first round.

Yeah... no.

Can confirm Valkyrie survived.  It was on io9 at one point.  I believe the actress confirmed it on Twitter.  Expect to see her in EndGame.