*Why the fuck is a gender reveal party a THING?

aaaannd now he has CTE.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Gilmour said that insane time signature was why they switched to 4/4 for his solo.

Holy shit! There is totally a bear driving that fiery truck! Making this gif infinitely more terrifying.

If he can somehow play the U.S. Open because of bad weather, I will immediately be suspicious about insider trading...with god.

I think when the toxicology report comes back, it will reveal he had perks of a different variety.

I would venture to guess that you don’t listen to much classic rock.

Fantastic work. I chuckled giddily. 9.9 out of 10. Slight marks off for not including a variation for Young.

Nice to see Alex Ovechkin enjoying the off-season.

Upon hearing that the vehicle was registered to Barnes, Fisher flipped.

Although it would never happen, the solution would be dissolving a few franchises to consolidate the talent.

When are White Sox fans finally going to attempt to fruitlessly stand up for their team, a la Cards fans of last year? As a hypothetical, it would look something like this: “Are you going to post this stuff every time the White Sox White Sock?”

“OK, fine. But I start charging as soon as I get there.”

+1 Raging Brainer

Why would anyone want to leave Manhattan? Oh, its in Kansas? Carry on.

+1 backhanded compliment

Rashad McCouldves

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Now folks, let’s not rush to judgment. I am sure he was going 95mph because Candy Kitchen was closing soon.