That looks like a still from a ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’ remake.

Famous people confuse me.

I feel like the really important takeaway from this quote....is how fucking empty these states are and how insane it is that they get so much fucking representation.

“A staggering 5 million Americans—more than the combined populations of Nebraska, South Dakota, North Dakota, Wyoming, and Montana—consume forty-five hours of video games per week,”

I guess today wasn't a good day for him. 

It’s because we have that celebrity/hero worship culture in this country such that we think if someone is famous, they must be smart and have witty things to say as well.

I’m rarely in the comment section but this is my take, too.

It’s part of my “Conscious Rapper” theory: That we think great artists are smart because art hides their lack of depth. But when you take away the art, you realize you don’t want to hear them talk.

See: Ice Cube, Erykah Badu, David Banner, Jill Scott, Killer…

Right?! Dude has been raking in Toy Story residuals for how many years? And instead of just living the life and using that money to fund whatever project he wants, he becomes just a cliche bitter old fuck.

All I want for Christmas is for people to stop comparing Dave Chapelle to Richard Pryor and George Carlin.

Add Dennis Miller, Louis CK, and Tim Allen to the latter list as well. 

Brilliant take.

It’s not even the topics, it’s just Dave’s shows are lacking punchline. He’s taken himself too seriously like so many older comedians. I think because mainly, he is addressing his angst rather than reinventing himself. If you you can’t reinvent yourself, then your only option is to bow out gracefully or punch down in…

I have a simple rule. Someone makes fun of me, they can fuck off forever. I’m sure he had the best of intentions when he proudly announced he was a terf. I’m sure Dave had nothing but love in his heart for his trans friend that committed suicide... right after saying her vagina leaked beet juice. So thanks Dave, your…

My only regret is not taking more! I was eligible for up to 6 months, but for various reasons (that my wife agreed with) only took 2 months, but was covered under the unemployment insurance, with an employer top up.

As another non-American, you need to work on your reading comprehension.

And wondering why they have shitty relationships with their kids but never, ever admitting it.

“Fellas, is it gay to raise your kids?!” Jesus what an insufferable asshole. They have twins! Not that it should matter, but it turns out TWO babies need a lot of hands. Not everyone can pass it off to a nanny. And more importantly, not everyone wants to!

Forget what Joe Fucking Rogan says, he’s a steroid, megalomaniacal idiot.

Most men I know who can take paternity leave (and many can’t because their employers don’t offer it) have been doing it.

My 51st birthday is next week. I’m an old white guy who can tell “back in my day” stories all day long. And, yes, I’ve grumbled about some of the young whippersnappers I work with once or twice.