Yeah, I’m sad that Mastodon didn’t catch on better, it’s run by the users. Jack Dorsey is just another brand of asshole billionaire.

Proof that rich people aren’t worthy of praise or even attention.

Musk’s politics pivot entirely on how many people are clapping for him at any moment. It’s a race to the bottom

How about we don’t let old people vote since they don’t have a stake in the future? They have no incentive to do anything for the common good because their days in the world are numbered. Let’s take that a step further and place an age limit for serving in elected office. It makes no sense that at 60+ years of age you…

It’s why the platforms are free; your data — and not the service — is the product

Unhinged insane would be calling a cave rescuer who makes fun of his proposed submarine “pedo guy” out of nowhere.

It’s an old and tired joke but he totally embodies the whole “the beatings will continue until morale improves” mindset. 

Yeah...it’s making me realize Neal Brennan was probably the real genius behind Chapelle Show.

Elon Musk is an asshole, so nothing about this surprises me.

HAHAHAHAHA. What in fuck did he think was going to happen. Musk is nowhere near as popular IRL as he thinks he is online. Admittedly thats because the army of Musk stan bots don't exist IRL but you'd have thought he'd have worked that out by now.

Looking at him recently, I honestly cant see getting much for parting him out.

This isn’t really fair, you guys have got whole provinces with only like 28 people living in them. Surely you can get by if he’s stranded on Somerset Island or something. Maybe you could even sell it to him for a few billion dollars.

CYBERPHONE with unbreakable screen, of course

OK, first off...bullshit, and second, we have to discuss a wider problem.

I hope you’re right, but unfortunately people born with a silver spoon up their asses never seem to die in poverty like they deserve.

The best tweets right now are the idiots saying that Tesla engineers will build this phone (?!) and it’ll connect to Starlink.

It really shows that these are also the people who pride themselves at not going to college, because of something something brainwashing.

Oh gawd I hope he does! I wanna see his app shredded from the two big app stores! Thatd be awesome and he’d lose his ass on the phone too probably.... Maybe he and Trump can get together and produce the all new “MAGAphone” finally ;-) They can build the OS while they’re at it and call it “MuskOS”

“I’ll make—”

I would say the Catholic Church practically invented breeding kink ages ago.

No more than any other white South African who witnessed the “replacement” of the white minority power structure in his country, who might be worried it’s happening in the rest of the world, too.