Know this for sure: if the demographics and marketing told Rupert Murdoch that a pro-choice, pro-atheist, racial equality message was the most profitable to put on the air, the programming would change tomorrow, and in all likelihood, most of the on-air personalities would stay and sing from the new, more profitable…

I know Guy Fieri looks like he just drunkenly fell off the lead float after being named King of the Douche Parade, but by all accounts he’s a genuinely good guy. I wouldn’t be so hasty to make him the avatar of the Oath Keeper jagoffs.

I haven’t, but I seriously thought about doing the same thing for the racists and misogynists who make up the GQP. Lots of Blue lives matter stuff and those dumb flags with the profits going to Black Lives Matter, God & Guns “Christian” merch with proceeds going to Planned Parenthood and gun law groups, Q gear that…

They -always- forget that part. It’s one thing to be a member of the far-right, but when banks and card processors say “Nah fam, go somewhere else.” that limits you to a shady and extremely costly portion of the financial sector. A sector that is gonna take cuts coming and going and what the fuck is homeboy gonna do…

Republicans are usually both.

“I choose to remove myself from criticism, while still earning money from any new Freddy’s games that come out. Conveniently, since I won’t be the public face anymore, many who might have hesitated to buy them will decide that this makes it fine to again. Even though I’ll still get the money and almost certainly still…

Nah, son. I want THEIR kicks.

i dunno.. that baby yoda looks pretty shit too.

Wherever it started, the way it was handled by Western Nations and selfish idiots who can’t even be bothered the tiniest bit to try to prevent it’s spread was fucking pathetic.   That’s the FAR bigger issue.

I’m... concerned that some people are looking at this and this it’s satire. There was absolutely nothing indicating he wasn’t being serious, and his comments about “science going too far” were absurd.

no the conservatives want another American Civil War so they can get rid of the liberals.  Then they’ll have their new Cold War with China..

Liberals and conservatives alike are hankering after a new Cold War so goddamn badly they can taste it, huh? Literally zero evidence out there in favor of the lab leak theory, but the neatest little turn in the “just asking questions” framing is that the lack of evidence becomes, in itself, evidence — after all, who…

Every time a Tesla stan kisses Elon’s digital taint, Koenigsegg earns another patent. 

Yes! Also, I’m that person at parties and happy hours pointing out that Madonna is on film in her own freaking documentary she had made about herself laughing out loud about her hairstylist’s rape...so, yeah.

Koenigsegg is the visionary Musk pretends to be on his best days.

Shit, just run them on Meth and Indiana will be the wealthiest place on Earth.

I’m That Person at parties and happy hours because I point out that it was Sinead O’Connor who publicly called out the Catholic Church for sex abuse long before the Boston Globe ever did. The following year, a real estate developer found mass graves from the Magdalene laundries.

Here’s the thing: Clapton has always been dog shit...

Come on, Ruffalo? Natasha Lyonne is right there.