He looks like a South Park caricature of himself.

Listen, Bob - if the gay people in your life haven’t stopped you from leaving the house looking like a boxcar hobo who collapsed on a Walgreen’s 4th of July display, then they’re definitely not your friends.

When I think of funny, Madea is the last thing that comes to mind. Actually, his TV shows like Tyler Perry’s The Oval and The Have and Have Nots are way more comical.

...no, I think you’re confusing this with War.

I heard Madea is going to be played by Scarlett Johannsson.

I think you underestimate how much input from expert stylists, private gyms, personal trainers and nutritionists is often needed to maintain that particular look. Not to mention the amount of money required for all of the childcare, cleaners, drivers, chefs etc. that allow a person to live a lifestyle in which leisure…

I thought it was located in the basement of a London office tower.

Before the ultimate finale, bringing in Rachel McAdams, Helen Mirren, and Gary Oldman for:

For the third installment, they are going to bring Johnny Depp and Charlize Theron on board.

“Let me show you....DERELICTE!”

Based on this and the slipper things he made before, I’m beginning to wonder if Kanye is aiming to follow in the footsteps of Kellogg’s with their corn flakes and Sylvester Graham’s crackers, which were products designed by religious weirdos to minimize pleasure/stimulation as a means of avoiding inciting licentious…

I’m trying to think of a complete outfit with this and those terrible slippers, and really it just makes me think of someone who might fit in in the future world from 12 Monkeys. That’s...uh...not a look I am generally going for.

That is aggressively awful. You know how sometimes movies have outfits that are purposely awful, either to show a character is unfashionable or homeless, and you can tell the costumer went to the trouble of fashioning custom items to make the whole thing uglier than is possible with off-the-rack items? I’m pretty sure…

This. It really is that simple. Just like them.

I use to wonder the same thing about Hitler then Trump came along and I got watch it happen in person. The answer I think is real basic. The vast majority of Trump people; that’s what they look like. Pudgy, pasty, white people who are dumb as bricks. They look at this dude who is just as or even more mediocre than…

LOL I wish there was video of T***p losing his shit over something.  He has spent too much of his life making people cower at his tantrums when he’s definitely the sort of coward who if you raised your voice back at him he’s going to run away or slap you with his small, sweaty hands.  

OT:

The memes and tweets were hilarious BUT not as hilarious as imagining Trump’s rage at being made fun of for his ass-backward pants and not being taken SEriOUsLy. You know it was like:

I’ve never been able to get my head around the notion of calling a mixed drink (like a scotch and soda) a “highball.” I started drinking in the late 1950s and at that time a “highball” had a very specific definition: soda first, then the scotch or bourbon (usually bourbon) poured carefully in so it floated on top —…