Well, that’s what it is...

That won’t suffice, I’m afraid. Rename the country New Europe and switch places geographically with South America and you might get away with it.

Oh, how I wish he was sedated. Definitely seems more agitated, though. My money’s on high grade “medical” speed. Or, you know, a severe personality disorder. Strike that, it’s both!

The plight of the middle-aged. Me too, my friend...

Charlie?

Oh no, the voice of reason! 

I want him to end up paralyzed and unable to speak in a hospital bed. I’ll visit him every day costumed as his dad scolding him for what a bad boy he was again, cursing at him in German. “Donald, du Dummkopf, you botched it AGAIN!”

“Lazer Sternhell” is actually the name George Lucas demands his wife call him during sex.

What - in hell’s unholy name - do you think a “Schnitzelbank” is? I’m seriously curious...

No. It was just not funny and the joke is based on your own ignorance. You don’t know how to pronounce German - which is fine, obviously - bit to make a joke based on that and then be arrogant about it - not a good look...and definitely not funny.

Again. No.

No. It isn’t.

May I throw Jim Jeffries in the mix?

Cheers, that was very informative!

So he’s the 100% perfect fit for this horrid, primitive age of neo-feudalism. Say it ain’t so! Kaiser Trump of House Orange Tan.

But he’s super rich, so he has to be super smart as well. That’s what capitalism tells us and why would it lie?

Yes, many cops in Germany are right-leaning, at least somewhat conservative to more or less openly fascist. The conservative ones are usually less conservative than say your average US Republican IMO. It’s gotten much better since the late sixties, a time when many policemen were still definitely fascists.

Dear Lebkuchenmann,

Please, garage rock or US garage, since there’s also UK garage which is electronic music from London and very much superior to all’o’that guitar nonsense!

I see what you did there (I hope).