I fully agree. What.A.Bore.

“How out of touch am I if I say I found Mandy to be long stretches of very boring moaning/grinding doom and red lighting peppered with a very few absolutely golden Nicholas Cage expressions?”

Won’t he just join the Aryan Brotherhood or another such lovely group of walking, talking human excrement? Isn’t prison their main way of recruiting new members? They’ll celebrate his deeds, give him a free swastika tattoo to boot (he collects them)!

Horrible AND funny - you deserve your star!

Cheers!

Yeah, his wisdom is just like the bible’s. A true scholar!

Everclear for the win! I had a tank full attached to my kitchen tap, gonna be dead any minute now.

Surgeon ties a bottle rocket to your intestines launches it and disembowels you. The ancient Chinese did it first - or so I heard not sure about the details.

Eric’s named after the pool boy.

I absolutely agree he’s a sociopath and a malignant narcissist. He might even be a psychopath. People with that combination of disorders scare the shit out of me! They are among the very few people I’d consider truly evil.

So, he’s a kind of reverse Devil? Satan backward?

“An” Hero? Are you an human or an bot? Is it supposed to be Am. Hero (for American)? Still pretty stupid. I do wish for that blue wave to wash over all this crap, though!

Absolutely!

Finally, somebody says it! There are no real left-wing politicians in the US at least not in any leading positions (yet). The most progressive dems (and greens) are social-democrats NOT socialists. This is changing at the moment but oh so very slowly.

Is the bald one drinking Fight Milk™? He’s gonna fight like a crow!

Thank you.

Thanks, appreciated. Never read it, never saw the movie, dunno why...

These are great!

Easy, both are worse.

She’s a satanist nerd.