I swear to god(s), does no one else just stop their hiccups by just concentrating on their breathing for 90 seconds?

No, it’s not. It’s not how guys talk to each other. It’s how insecure MMA-loving flat-billed hat wearing dudebros talk to each other. Most of us have read a book or talked with someone different from us or read two books and come to our conclusion that that sort of shit just isn’t funny.

While we’re at it, it’s “Hear, Hear”.

As a dad about to take my 3-year old on a modest two-mile hike tomorrow, this was timely and enjoyable. Thanks.