What was he in a block of ice for the last 25,000 years? Or living in a bomb shelter since 1962? How could he not know #7 was retired?

Kershaw has more wins, less losses, a better ERA and a better WHIP over the course of his career.

This happened probably, like, decades before you were born. I mean, obviously not a good look, but more or less ancient history at this point.

A long, productive relationship with revered icons of the game helps promote a likeable image. Not many clubs can point to associations with guys like Scully, Robinson, Koufax, Campanella, etc, etc. Other clubs have icons, of course, but the Dodgers’ have more of an overall sense of likeability.

We were going through old pictures & my brat of a daughter wanted to know what was up with my hair. The 90s. The 90s was what was up with my hair. And I was adorable.

“The Dropkick Murphys.”

Also:

Beyonce’s vote for worst celebrity fan:

Not to disagree with that picture, but this might negate it:

The Detroit Pistons are the only right answer solely on the strength of this photo

Next question.

Clearly you’re not used to coming here on weekends. It’s like reddit closes up shop for two days a week and they all end up here.

Great. Now we have to watch Missouri football again.

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Hopefully a comedian will mention this during his act in about 20 years so people will pay attention.

This is the kind of reporting that you guys used to do that makes Deadspin unique, cutting edge, and different (“better”) from most mainstream media outlets. Good to see you getting back to it. Nice job.

It’s a painting shirt.... fuck off

I think he had an intent.

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