For fuck’s sake! Stop doing that!!!

I have it on good authority that the Raiders are in great shape to make a bowl game this year.

Just make sure this guy doesn’t sit on a wall.

JESUS, that’s terrifying.

One hair circumcision, coming up.

I wonder who in that crowd is going to be on the WWC team in 2027?

Emma Stone.

Or Ryan & Kelly.

if I wanted to read about how painful it is to want to be in a relationship with someone who doesn’t want to be in a relationship with you but you’re still sleeping with them, I would go on facebook

Do you think it has anything to do with why Janna hasn’t been married despite being older than her other married sisters?

One of my favorite moments:

Amen. Like, I did my time in the Office (US) fandom... I’m already in too deep, so let me be the nosy creep I was born to be.

Liking your honesty

This is great news. I’ve been dying for more specific details about this relationship for years, and I will gladly pay money to hear more about it because I’m a nosy bitch.

Pretty much my favorite thing from the (US) Office

Best part of this article?

"I backed it up on Matt Stafford....get on my level cunts"

I wonder where Clayton Kershaw was during all this.