“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

Hey now, leave receding hairlines out of this.

Sarcasm, as it’s called on the internet, isn’t primarly concerned with accuracy

Coaches should be stored in clear, glass tubes filled with mysterious light blue liquid. They should be completely nude except for a breathing mask for breathing and a voice amplifier for shouting. The coach tube tanks could be wheeled around by teens, tots, toddlers, and other child-like creatures belonging to team…

No, that’s Becky.

So if I’m skinny and I agree on a discount then I have to give up part of my seat. Agreed.

Fuck that shit! What use is keeping a plane in the air if you have to expose a person to *triggers*?

I have zero problem with this.

what the fuck where is my tony hawk follow

I can only enjoy a comedy if I want to bang the lead.

Silver Springs has actually been added as an album track on the most recent release of Rumours, right after Gold Dust Woman.

Yes, the flood of hockey coverage has been keeping soccer down all these years. Just an insatiable appetite for hockey that overshadows soccer.

You just got GINSBURNED!

I’m with you, man. But I’d take it one step further and say that there’s no difference between reading the first paragraph or two and reading the entire article.

Seriously, she should be allowed to burn down the host’s house. That shit is so far from cool cool’s light won’t reach it before the heat death of the universe.

A beautiful reminder to all the literal constitutionalist dolts who think that just because something isn’t specifically protected, it doesn’t give the majority the right to take it away from the minority without reason.

That’s so dumb, the pleats are there for added stretch.

Catches like this should really help the Chicago Wildfire stay at the top of a division that includes such powerhouses as the New Orleans Hurricanes, the San Francisco Earthquakes and the South Carolina South Carolinians.

“pro Ultimate Frisbee player”?

The only time I ever film ANYTHING with my phone is every time I jack off.