He seems to have learned, he is wildly offensive.

The only statue in Baltimore that could use more protection is Joe Flacco.

Yeah you should probably get over that.

Wasted youth.

Her opponent later admitted that it was the longest he ever lasted with a girl.

🎶Well, it’s the remix to ignition

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

As an Indians fan, I am red-faced with embarassment.

This is all it takes to get on Deadspin?! This is my move! I’ve been doing it for years. Easiest way to:

Some situations dictate you drop trou.

The person taking the pics, easily.

Unwritten rules

Full foul on you Patrick and the bathroom photog. Losers

While much of it sounds horrific, there’s nothing wrong with a little naked wrestling amongst pals. Who hasn’t, when boredom strikes, asked a friend, “Hey lets strip naked and roll around the floor together,” I’d guess 99% of college roommates do it regularly.

Just because she’s barely aware of the backup QB of the 49ers doesn’t mean that she’s barely aware of the issue he’s addressing in general. The interviewer may have phrased the question in a way that was calculated to provide a “gotcha” quote, but now that RBG is aware of who Kaep is and why he’s doing what he’s…

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Back in the Marines, I was the press chief for the base paper at Twentynine Palms. I’d been a small town daily editor before that, so I taught the grateful younger Marines the press pass scam. We went to UFC events in Vegas and sports and concerts all over Southern California on the premise that “we’re trying to…

I know I’m in the minority here, but I hate Oreos.

Well done. You get a star.

At least you can enjoy the Cardinals in the MLB PostseasahAHAHAHAHAHA