No.

Too bad he isn't good enough to be recruited by Alabama. They would have offered Kitty access to a kickass vet.

Saban: Okay, let's hear her purr!

"Instead, it'll be in the winter, when temperatures rarely get out of the 70s."

aahh, ha ha, ha ha

Ya, but now she probably has autism.

Yeah for a second I thought I was gonna have to close my bedroom door but then I realized I wasn't going to need to. :(

Oh really? I didn't see a monkey. I saw a chimpanzee though. I guess all primates look alike to you.

which also happens to be one of the best pieces of American cinema you will ever lay eyes on.

You will never see Tweets like this from Flyers fans.

It will. With the miracles they pulled with the first film and The Lego Movie, I have full faith. And the one clip I have seen from 22 (where Tatum's character is not quite as convincing as an undercover Mexican criminal as Hill) was really funny.

Hmmm....fave Adam Sandler movie? I love it when a contrived plot allows 30 something year old man, with an unspecified "mental disorder" that makes him a little childish but gives him anger issues, so that occasionally he will beat the crap out of an older celebrity for comedic value but without any actual…

Grierson will say that there isn't one, while Leitch will avoid answering while somehow bringing up how much he hated "Ted"

Mexican Beers, Ranked

yeah but that's just because you're not allowed near kids

I wouldn't need to if deadspin would stop shoving this crap in my face everyday. I come here to read about sports, not a bunch of noodle arm nerds that can't throw a ball 50 feet.

Maybe they like the way Bud Light tastes. Maybe they think "Stone Enjoy By 4/20/14" tastes like turpentine. Maybe they have too much shame to actually go up to someone and say "Excuse me, I'm in between episodes of Game Of Thrones on my Google Glass, can I get another Stone Enjoy by 4/20/14?"

Bud Light Platinum had the most straight up honest marketing that I've ever seen. "It's Bud Light, with 6% alcohol," and that is EXACTLY what it tastes like.

Exactly. Who were the victims here? Why should I care? Who gives a f*** if a bunch of insufferable marathoners are salty that they shelled out hundreds of self-satisfaction dollars and these people didn't? This post made very little sense.