I kinda agree with you. If I was shown something like this when I was in high school (93-96) or college (97-00), I absolutely would have said that a guy probably wrote this. Of course, I knew some girls (sorority and otherwise) that liked to party fairly hard and openly talk/joke about sex, or that you knew to be…

Let's be real for a second. This isn't a Sarah Lawrence queer studies major with a Tumblr. It's a culture that churns out thick skinned women who like to get wasted and fuck. It's so much more honest than the hand wringing social justice twats produced by small liberal arts colleges. If it is a woman, I say good for…

To each their own. Nerd.

I can not imagine this was written in earnest but by someone who didn't like the "author" very much. She's right about sucking dick though, swallow that shit nerd.

Would have been far more effective in removing the lint had he started from the bottom.

Those last 14 paragraphs really snuck up on me.

Griffin claimed the call was "worse than the great flood 6000 years ago."

Counting hairs on royalty.

So are you going to come out now, because this is a very mediocre comment

This is terrible. I've been jerking off to UMass games for years, and now you're telling me I was tugging to a gay guy this whole time?! Don't force your gay on me, bruh

Caity Weaver for guest host!

If he didn't then I've got a lot of fanfiction to rewrite.

It still would have served its purpose. It's easier to sell cutting a superstar WR coming off his best season for absolutely nothing to your skeptical fans by drumming up gang allegations than it is with your garden variety "selfish diva, expensive contract" arguments, even if those arguments have genuine validity.

or the fact that I seriously only even know who Ben Iver is BECAUSE he was on the Jay-Z (AKA: the other "great" Mushnick Rant of ALL TIME) & Kanye West album where he sings that song about being lost in the woods, waitin' for his gang homies.

Nice spikes-up slide, Bryce.

Nationals/Orioles isn't tough. The Nationals just don't have fans, is all.

That figure would undoubtedly double if they had to play the Rockies at Coors Field, given the thousands of miles between the ballpark and Denver International Airport.

Honestly, I don't know if I would be any more intellectually-honest if I had a bone to pick in the situation and I would certainly do all I could to protect my job, especially if, as you say these guys are, I was not well-compensated and losing the job would affect my family greatly.

"Let them clock in."