I bet you think Kid A was the best album of the 2000s.

I also hate David Lynch because after seeing Mulholland Drive I tried to avoid his other shitty ass movies but kept skipping David Fincher movies on accident (thinking that was the name I read about in connection with Mulholland), which sucks because David Fincher's movies are fucking awesome. David Lynch is a weird…

I almost never hate something that everyone else agrees is awesome, except Mulholland Drive. I hate it to my core, and the praise only makes my hate grow.

There's a reason that stat only goes to 2004. The last ten years of tennis have seen players reaching their peak much later than before—it's 100x more physical of a sport than what they played when 14 year olds won tournaments. Since Sharapova was the last person to win her first slam as a teenager, no player who…

I was aware, but Cibulkova moved well enough today that she would have easily beaten the 1,200th ranked player in the world unless the 1,200th ranked player had nerves of steel during the match.

The 8-4 record is slightly misleading and makes it seem like the upset is less insane than it is. All those matches were in the equivalent of minor league. This was the first match she had ever played at tour level against a good-enough-to-play-in-normal-tournaments player. This girl is a stone cold killer.

"We're finally on our own." —Bitsko's roommates.

I know this is a weird first question to have after reading this post and watching the clip, but how can you tell / why do you think that dude's johnce is 8 inches? It's literally jammed in a snake for the whole video.

It's just a guy in a lockerroom. Nudity shouldn't be that big of a deal.

It's articles like this that made me understand why words matter and people should be respected as long as they're not doing anything that hurts other people. Maybe a better person would have realized it all along, but I just wanted to put it on record that Deadspin helped me get there much more quickly than I…

I think you're reading a lot into my comment that isn't there.

"...just like Jewboobs's tits, am I right? Nah, what would a queer like you know about that," he added.

"Just a cold mug of suds on a hot day, you know what I mean? Relax. It's just beer."

+1 cavs vs rockets at the iron dome

Took me a minute but wooooow

Manny's fielding and the bullpen's work (especially O'Day) are more entertaining to me than all the HRs they're hitting again this year. Awesome stuff.

If enough people call attention to it, it can have the opposite effect—creating more urgency for McGwire than might have existed after 5 years of natural escalation.

I don't get their complaints. The entrance fee has nothing to do with people trying to make a living. Everyone knows they pay $725 for the tshirt and car decal to show everyone they haven't had a chance to tell yet.

nvm

But... why? What's the big deal?