I think the other dude's name is Ryan. Billy tawks like he has a bawx of rawks in his mouth.

"And my final reason: I always like a little anarchy inside the cathedral we've made of sports."

Another possible meaning of "discipline" when used by pundits is that it's a code word similar to "scrappy," "plays with heart," etc. The opposite of GLORY BOY #1 draft picks. Of course, that doesn't take away from the study here about whether teams that avoid penalties are more successful or not.

Nah, Colts had the momentum, no need to make such a hot fuss out of that injury.

I also, inexplicably, read it as Matthew Lillard, and was amazed that I still knew who that was.

So we all agree that Caity Weaver is the best thing on the Gawker network that's not on Deadspin, right? Can you find some way to get her on Deadspin once in a while? A column about Jay Z's sports agency efforts that talks mostly about Beyonce concerts would be as interesting as covering the actual topic.

As if Boston athletic supporters weren't covered in enough pink gear already.

Thank you.

I literally NEED to watch this today, please find another version of it that hasn't been removed.

No joke here... just wanted to say this is the funniest thing you've put up in a while. I basically got fired because of "You can walk Saige with it."

Might be a publicity stunt, but it's still pretty brave. I know we assume Switzerland = everyone's liberal and the store isn't exactly putting itself out on a limb, but this street is ultra-luxury/Stepford and still regularly features window displays full of Native American / aboriginal stuff that would get people in…

For some reason all I could think of after looking at this picture was this:

Maybe it's just because I really don't want to go to baby showers, but I think making dudes go to baby showers would be unfair.

I know it's just the fact that this is translated and I'm on mescaline but those answers are way fucking deep.

Well fuck. Not reading Deadspin until at least noon from now on.

Where'd the fucking edit button go? This is horrible, want to delete.

"You're supposed to get the dragon tattoo first, Steve."

How does Hollywood get Midwesterners wrong? I can't think of any movies about them where they don't suck.

I don't know, maybe the rest of the Dolphins really like TheNeutralFan's attempts to stuff a square peg into a round hole in the comments of every story.