Dude, I can't. Can't read the rest of this list after seeing Junior Mints #1 and Mounds #3. Your other lists are sometimes wrong but I can see where you were coming from as someone who knows more about food than I do. This is different. There's just absolutely no way a normal person can fucking think those two candies…

I honestly think it's better than anything except Royal Tenenbaums.

Everyone knows that skype sex leads to real sex. What this book presupposes is... maybe it doesn't?

Jorge, like all guys-pretending-to-be-girls in internet cam rooms, is free to admire the goods as long as he respects my personal space. Gracias Jorge.

Not a pro, just a random cammer with similar interests. I almost never know where they are. I can usually gather "American" or "not American," but unless they offer the info, I don't ask.

I wrote the original comment pretty unclearly... we already have this system, and it works for us. If I made it seem like I think everyone should do this / be okay with doing this, it was just a joke—kind of like comments saying blue freeze pops are the best, or that Cinci chili is diarrhea sludge and everyone should…

I get your point, but if both people in the relationship trust that the other has no interest in actually forming an attachment, they can get past it. If you come into contact with the skype-piece through a channel that makes it clear that you are both just looking to get off, it can be entirely impersonal.

Listen, Skype sex shouldn't be cheating. When two people in a relationship can get past the instinctual jealous reaction and be okay with each other skyping / sexting random strangers that they will never meet, life is perfect. You only need one rule—no emotional attachment, no scheming to meet up, etc. It requires…

SVP's voice is what I hear when I listen to my voice recorded. Jesus hon.

No surprise that Gronk won't take their advice about the dirt. Every time he wants to play ball, one of his bros warns him that there better be grass on the field this time.

ESPN is reporting that AD/AP's dad has told the press that the injured boy is AD/AP's son.

ESPN is reporting that AD/AP's dad has told the press that the injured boy is AD/AP's son.

Underrated.

Naming the DC team the Blue Crabs would make as much sense as naming the Baltimore team the Presidents.

FUPA-natural

Yeah, I'm heavily influenced by the BIG BIRD lobby.

Well, not everyone likes the same thing, but to be the best uniform in sports, it has to be unique. There are so many similar, plain ones that can't be distinguished between in any legit way. That's the one I choose.

The Cardinals uniform wouldn't even be on the radar of someone who was judging this objectively. Seahawks and Orioles.

These juice grenades are not good when you taste them as an adult. However, I noticed you were talking shit about blue food again, so I'm going to remind you that blue pop ice is one of the best flavors.

Hey, I annotate the dicks around here.