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[Smirk].

This... can't be... right?

"[T]here's a distinct undercurrent of delusion."

Incredibly well-deserved. Congrats Drew. Sinister was awesome, so this could be great. (Please hire me to help in some fashion. I'll run errands for the talent.)

Have you eaten the Chicken and Waffles chicken fingers? Christ.

He loves Popeye's. Tweets about it at least once a week. Deal with it.

Incredible work. Not covering tennis is the strangest part of it, since ESPN has spent so much cash completing its total acquisition of television rights to the Grand Slams. But I really haven't seen coverage increase in 2013, which is pretty outrageous considering people were laid off because the WWL had spent so…

I just want to take this time to say how thankful I am that the Cardinals beat the Brewers in the 2011 NLCS because Cardinals fans are unbearable and if they had lost they would never shut the fuck up about this.

Oh, I'm dumb. Carry on.

Wait, is it Metropolitan or Midwest division? What is that picture?

Ugh... so wrong. Any diet soda other than Diet Coke/Pepsi (i.e. diet soda that tries to have flavor) tastes like ass after you drink a couple cans of it. Sick.

Well, I think all of these things happened so early because it seems pretty apparent that he killed someone at some point. If the case seemed weaker, maybe they don't do all this so fast? I'd like to think so anyway, for the same reason you described.

OK Buster, we get it.

World War Zzzz

Co-sign.

+1 RJ. Completely forgot about that story somehow.

Walcott, all the way to New Jersey, all the way to the Garden State, out of a job tonight.

I guess my second sentence should have come before my first. Let me try again: "The playing field is so unequal that they're basically playing different sports. I don't think it's sexist to say that a woman's performance should be judged only by how she compares against other women, and thus a woman is just as good at…