Is that a real face?

who gives a shit if they do? your argument makes your own opinion completely fucking invalid.

Tradition = ownership of women. I can see why women would choose not to associate with that tradition. It's the same reason I'm not doing several other things at my wedding I deem bad. I am letting my Dad "give me a way" mainly because I know he'll squawk about it and I don't want to go it alone with everyone's…

Well, you're rolling your eyes at a strawman though. I know a handful of women who kept their names for various reasons, and not a single one of them was because of "promoting feminism" or "making a statement" or whatever. But even if it was, it would still be none of your business—and if it's not such a big deal,…

Awww, look at you with playin' with yer Troll Junior set. Cute as the fuckin' dickens.

oh NOW you care about animals being slaughtered. To serve your own thesis of course. And not the pigs,turkeys, chickens,and cows killed by the millions for this establishment. But the african ones. rriiiiiiight. Spiecesist much?

For the record, this was not a walk-in. This is a good friend of mine, and we had been talking about the cover-up for months. The "I'm sorry" idea was hers. Initially, we had a few other ideas of stupid things to have pointing at the original tattoo, which she got when she was 18, and wasn't thinking about the…

"Marc Jacobs is controlling me. Help me."

I just got tattooed by Shannon Perry TODAY! And I would share a photo of her gorgeous work but it's currently under plastic. She is amazing, as a tattoo artist and a human. And everyone who is spending their time criticizing this hilarious tattoo should shut the fuck up and get a sense of humor. (I should never read…

I'm willing to bet there isn't a whole lot in your house that is sterile. Pissing and then cleaning it off in the shower is probably one of the least gross things you can do in a given day, and that definitely includes taking a poop and then smearing it off with paper.

Also, if your pee stinks that badly than…

This is such an odd hangup to have and a side eye anyone who thinks it is gross to pee in the shower. If you swim in shared/public swimming pools and have this hangup, I side-eye you even harder.

I'm in a wet state, no drought issues whatsoever. I let my yellow mellow and pee in the shower. Flushing every time you pee is such a waste of water.

No, because then I would have to shower or wash my foot off.

I seriously fail to see how it's fucking gross. I'm willing to bet that most people's urine is cleaner than the water coming out of their taps, and the water and urine all end up in the sewer system for treatment. It's not like urine just sits on your skin or shower surface and stays put. It gets rinsed away…

"I'm — ME! — am writing a book! And the cool thing is YOU GUYS get to HELP! It's something I'd wanted to think about doing for a long time and I never thought it'd be an honor..."

I love pumpkin and pumpkin spice. I am not sorry and I don't feel bad about it. It is definitely being skewered because it is seen as something women enjoy.

National discourse on bacon: Haha, bacon is the best! So manly, my dudebro! Bacon cake! Bacon donuts! Bacon bandaids!

I'm so tired of the "pumpkin spice backlash." I swear I hear more grumbling about how pumpkin spice is everywhere than I ever have about actual pumpkin spice products (and of course pumpkin spice is mostly bad because it's perceived as being "for girls," and girls like dumb things like comfortable slipper boots and…