For the record, I follow neither of these teams and didn’t even know who Kyle Seager was until just now (i.e. I still don’t know him), but he just looks like the kind of guy you want to hit.

Rugby is more physical, but football is way more violent.

Clearly breaking the rules of the game. Pacman needed to wait until Amari turned blue first.

Dumbest thing to be upset by, maybe.

I blame the lack of nanobubbles

It’s a logic sort of on par with “Because in certain situations Banks will let you have money, robbing a bank is essentially just disagreeing on the repayment terms of a loan”.

And then your friend heard him terminated the engagement and joined you in firing him to pluto in a bucket, yes?

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING SHIT

My friend’s fiancé was once like ‘Hohoho, if you rape a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting, hohoho’ and I practically shouted ‘It’s rape, sex with someone who does not or cannot consent is rape, please stop talking immediately’.

In short: the site gets a surprisingly large number of visitors to its 404 page per day (around 4,000), so creating an interesting, non-standard error message made sense.

Tom — tax guy here. I’d need to see more detail on the financials, and I don’t do tax-exempts, like, ever, but I suspect that this may be a presentation issue the accountants for the Cardinals have decided on for some reason.

CPA here. (Full disclosure- also a Reds fan, and I hate the Cardinals). I know that the way this article is framed up makes it look really bad, but I want to call out a few points, because I really don’t think this is anything to get alarmed about.

I don’t know why the Cardinals wouldn’t call you back, Deadspin. Have you ever been dicks to them in the past?

Because female is modifying the noun coach. She is a woman, not a female. She is a female coach, not a woman coach.

Bathrooms AND drugs!!! Cards fans always have to rub it in!!

CON💩F

I’m pretty confident that if Bob Dylan saw Kim Kardashian’s Rolling Stone cover he’d somehow manage to find a way to continue his 50 year long streak of not giving a fuck about anyone or anything.

Refects poorly on her? Fuck that. If it had been Tony Stewart instead of Patrick, y’all would be saying ‘Aw, shucks, that’s jest Smoke racin’ hard like he always do...’

I assume it was because I’ve always heard not to move somebody that could have a neck injury unless you know what you’re doing. Since these were just pit crew guys and there wasn’t immediate danger like the car being on fire or something it would probably be wise to wait for trained medical people to get there before…

RIGHT WAY!! CARDINAL WAY!! BEST FANS IN BASEBALL!! PICTURE OF A GUY HOLDING A “GET A BRAIN MORANS” SIGN!! RACISM!! JEAN SHORTS!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

**Drew Magary explodes**

I mean, if you’re in one of the 3 first rows, the MD-80 is a very pleasant plane. Nice and quiet.