DeHoff- Okay, I think I'll have the entendre burger... You know what? Fuck it. Make it a double.

A big payroll in baseball doesn't translate directly to wins, it translates to roster mulligans. Small-payroll teams can win if their big-dollar contracts work out as expected, but if they wind up with a Mauer on the books, they're not going anywhere any time soon. Big-payroll teams, on the other hand, can just say…

The amount of talk from fans about Cardinal Way bullshit will never, ever stack up to how much Deadspin writers and commentors piss and moan about it.

Or maybe it's because deadspin NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT IT! Jesus Christ you people here and Deadspin have a raging hard-on for everything about St Louis. Yeah, the mayor is a douchebag, but come to Chicago and hear Rahm talk about how great the city is while crime is at an all time high and people move. St Louis…

I've lived in Saint Louis for 12 years and outside Deadspin and the Internet in general, nobody here ever even talks about "morals" or "the right way" in regards to Sports teams at all. We're just like every other sports city, we mainly we just bitch about how terrible our NFL team is.

I really don't think that's the case. Basically everyone I know is a Cardinal fan and we really never talk about the Cardinals being morally better than anyone, but I don't live in St. Louis I'm from Southern Illinois so maybe it gets worse as you get deeper into that territory. Which by the way, is absolutely awful

I'm sorry...I know you guys have a boner about the whole "right way" thing with the Cardinals, but I just don't see how this is any different than any other team talks. Baseball is just like this. Every manager always talks about his team wanting to do the "right thing" all the time, yet the Cardinals are the only…

WE CArdinals fans had a quiet election for these hallowed spots on the street. I mean, I figure Deadspin and all of it's loyal zombies figure that's why it's OK to put the words of a few into an entire fan base, or even worse, race. The only thing the crowd seemed to agree on was "Let's Go Cardinals", which I'll admit…

Great play. Thankfully the stop didn't matter. Go Cardinals!

Deadspin - where bad jokes last forever

Oh, look! A new joke! Huzzah!

I mean, in fairness, I probably would have just been really confused for a few minutes? I support the message, but it would kind of be a wtf moment at the symphony.

Oh man, it's so cute how a personal vendetta against a fanbase keeps you guys from reporting whatsoever on a mindblowing 5-run comeback against the best pitcher on the planet! Great work guys.

"St. Louis scraped out a 10-9 win in Brooklyn tonight, but it looks like one Perfectos fan wasn't around to see the final out after a scuffle behind home plate led him to be removed by security. Also, Larry King was there."

"Scraped"?

Right on! Fuck those people for liking a thing and being from a place! Let's be utter unrepentant assholes so that they know what assholes they are.

Fucking christ, Deadspin. Ever read 'Moby Dick'? There are some lessons there.

Baseball is so boring, why can't it be more like football.

I assumed in the weeds was derived from the golfing term - basically meaning you're fucked/hard to find a way out.