Kaine would get to nominate someone, who would then be subject to confirmation by both houses of Congress, so he would not, in fact, get to appoint anyone.

Unless they impeach Kaine. Then they get Ryan and a constitutional crisis, both of which suit the GOP juuuuuust peachy-keen fine.

Ames, just... no. Move on, kiddo. You can be funny, I’ve seen you do it, hell people pay you to do it--go ahead and focus on that, cuz social commentary is, well, not your thing.

Calm down, kids, they can BOTH be the Shkreli of Congress.

Peaches great, tomatoes terrible--I’m not seeing a problem here. Thanks, Obama, indeed!

But Lord Xemu said I shouldn’t play with E-Meters!

I... don’t understand anything that’s going on at all, and it’s making me uncomfortable.

They’re actually playing it both ways this time; some techs/civics have more than one quote tied to them and spin the ol’ RNG to decide which one gets read at you by a Yorkshireman.

Oh, well done. Though even with 30 tries it’s still gonna be really hard for him.

Please. She went up to his hotel room with him. That is certainly an indication that she is open to something. A billionaire invites a porn star to his hotel room, do you really have to be a rocket scientist to figure out what he wants? He kissed her, he didn’t rape her.

As if. Porn performers don’t get residuals, though Drake has been with her studio long enough that she should have an equity stake.

No doubt, which is probably why she didn’t say anything at the time; it was just Asshole #14 propositioning her that day. Assholes #1-13 aren’t running for president, though.

Special forces operatives kill people for a living; doesn’t mean they’ll take kindly to being offered a hit contract. Circumstances matter.

The Trump campaign denied Drake’s allegations, claiming they were orchestrated by the Clinton camp to defame the Republican nominee.

Cake game: strong.

Yes, well, having large hands also helps.

Honestly, Clinton’s restraint is a marvel to behold. If that sumbitch had been lurking around behind me like he did her in round 2, and/or talking a tenth the shit about me that he’s been saying about Clinton forever... I mean, violence is the last refuge of the incompetent, but I doubt I’d’ve been able to refrain…

Don’t get cocky; y’all go straight back in the stocks once Trump disintegrates into loose hair as he is likely to do before the year is out.

Hi April! Lemme introduce you to a little thing called 18 USC 2385!

As always, I have many words left for this election season, but they run toward the short, Germanic variety.