Uh huh. Find me the fanbase that smells like a rose when it has a national website and a Twitter aggregator dedicated solely to publishing the worst of it. It’s old now, Deadspin. Move on. Leitch has, much as you seem to desperately miss him.

Ooh, me next!

“The officials saw a member of the kicking team break the plane before the ball was kicked.”

I am 110% in favor of gun control. I’d ban ‘em tomorrow. That said, the no-fly list thing is total bullshit. There is no process, public information, or anything else that governs how someone goes on the no-fly list; as far as we know it’s pulled directly out of the ass of some DHS staffer.

‘scuse me, it’s a Zippo lighter. Defend it with your life.

Yeah, saw that after I made fun. Sorry. Stupid mobile Kinja.

1 CAD = .75 USD as of today. How is the Canadian Dollar weaker again?

Yeah, well, St. Louis wants Stan out just as badly. He can even take his franchise, I don’t give a shit. However, we keep the name (like Cleveland did), the trophy, and five players (the D-line and Todd Gurley), and give them all to whatever franchise replaces the nameless Kroenke club.

Well, to be fair, his professional life is having sex with women on camera (where getting away with rape would be rather difficult, what with the video and a dozen bored witnesses)—so if every leading starlet puts him on her “no” list, that’s pretty much curtains for his career, yes. I don’t have enough information to…

Call me cynical, but the only thing surprising about that (it’s shocking, yes, but not surprising) is that the teenager share of the terrorist population isn’t well over 50%. Add testosterone poisoning to underlying conditions of youthful disaffection and anomie (in alienated social groups, no less) and you basically…

Assholes Amalgamated strikes again.

I was gonna say that this is the kind of artistic freedom afforded by life tenure, but then I saw that it was a magistrate judge who dropped the awesome bomb. Which just makes it more awesome–somebody with a boss is cracking wise in the judicial record.

Fun with Schroedinger’s green room! Unfortunately, when the room was opened and the waveform collapsed, we were stuck with both of them.

I’m’a go ahead and say the nigh-150 years of male-only suffrage in this country pretty much trumps any “dudes, shut up already” joke spiel by one woman senator. You’re free to disagree and be wrong, of course.

I totally voted for her.

Fair enough; like I said, you got the reply for being top of the stack, not worst of the bunch. All I was trying to express is that there is a lot of reflexive “what about the doodz!?!?!” commentary any time female characters or gamers get thrown a biscuit, and even innocuous remarks like yours land somewhat…

Leaving this here because you have the hot thread; nothing personal.

The fact that he and Randy Johnson went in on a restaurant venture together called “Cooperstown” which serves a Big Unit hot dog is basically the only reason I haven’t ordered nuclear strikes against Phoenix.

His family were restaurateurs, so I would never expect him to be mean to waitstaff.

Now that is one ugly human being, in every conceivable sense of the word.