I’m on the passenger seat, my cousin on my father’s lap... He still owns it today :)

Toyota's actually been doing this for quite a while now.

Imagine Porsche and Audi would have used extremely expensive rare classics to haul the trophy and Toyota shows up with some old Celica with some body kit like it’s a 90s Japanese teenager’s first car

Some people go on walks, some shoot guns, some garden.  I like to spend my free saturdays walking through junkyards, looking for parts from vehicles that I've never owned.  It doesn't really make sense, bit neither does gardening.

No kidding, couldn’t they use a 737 Max for Trump?

First thought: Citroën 2CV, but that thing is effectively available new already.

The best part of the “boating past yachts” series is that they’re in an outboard.

I'm about to find out what the story is. This car is 47 miles from me and I just took the day off to check it out. And my bank has a branch 10 minutes away. 

How can I trust them to make EVs when they’re still using PowerPoint ‘95?

Oh, you mean the ones that have completely dismissed building EVs and small fuel efficient compacts in favor of larger and more expensive SUVs?

Or this horrible shit:

It’s a greenhouse gas bro.

The dreaded “toilet surprise” light!

I actually went through this thought exercise myself designing a Lego “MkVI” Supra with my kid. Settled on:

I love little more than when pedantic posts self sabotage. The schadenfreude is especially... Er... Malignant? 

I tend to go through a lot of wiper fluid. I’m always opening the hood for that. I don’t like dirty windows.

AWD i’ll let pass but a base S60 or Audi A3 sort of car..... NOT luxury.

“All cars are a luxury to the man who rides the bus. Except Nissans, those are trash.”

One word of caution when riding shotgun with an experienced driver: it’s a great learning experience, but continue to listen to the car and, especially, the inner voice inside you when you get back to your own car. I’ve had students ride with me and then spin when they’re back in their car because they’re trying to…

Actually GTFO would be a badge I could go for