Fuck off

Planned Parenthood is a phenomenal organization that has helped hundreds of thousands of women, which is precisely why the GOP hates them so much. I wish you would have spit in their faces.

Every time I see one of those “We shouldn’t be accepting Syrians until we save our homeless” I sooo want to comment, “Well, what the fuck are you doing to make that happen? Because posting a meme on Facebook sure as shit doesn’t help.”

Or just one of the 500 people who “know” him.

But then he’d have to be an actual celebrity, no?

Had to Google who Spencer Pratt was. If the first thing on your Wiki page is that you once dated someone else I’ve never heard of, you’re not a celebrity. Sorry, Spence.

Who is Spencer Pratt? I’m not being cute, I’ve never heard of him

I thought Neighbors sucked, too.

Boiling?

That’s what beautytainers do. They beauty and they ’tain.

That emoji looks like a baby bottle...which I guess is also on point.

Lets get real this is not Mexican food. Good try taco bell/ameriaca. To follow some real mexican food:

Your picture looks exactly like one of the menu items in that old school Taco Bell picture.

That is a god damn mess. Like nothing I’ve never eaten or have prepared.

That’s more ‘Tex-Mex’ than ‘Mexican’...

That’s about as Mexican as Ted Williams.

I hope they carried bouquets made of lace and feather dusters!

Everyone should just rewatch A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas instead.

Are you aware that bacon is not raw?

That’s terrifying. I’m concerned for Muslim Americans’ safety with politicians whipping racist idiots up into hysteria.