I wouldn’t say I wake up thinking about it, but I definitely wake up thinking about it

I’m starting to suspect they’ve secretly developed a Donald Trump Nickname Generator app for their phones.

Decomposing pumpkin pie inhabited by vicious albino squirrels

“It’s a woman’s job to submit. He did nothing wrong.”

“Like many young men, he got a little too curious about sexual assault. Please pray for our family as we continue to trust in God’s plan.”

First, the writer notes that in the aftermath of the bombing of Turkey’s capital Ankara that took over 100 lives and injured more than 400 others just over a month ago, there weren’t any similar shows of solidarity during international matches

Since THR didn’t address the problem from last year, I’m just going to quote myself from last year’s article...

Don’t get crazy.

Wait, so that’s not Anna Paquin? All you white ladies look the same.

As Viola Davis perfectly explained during her Emmy acceptance speech: “The only thing that separates women of color from anyone else is opportunity. You cannot win an Emmy for roles that are simply not there.”

That is a lovely statement. Truly. :’(

I went to highschool down the street form there and it’s still the only theater I fuck with.

“Katniss is tired; her conversations with Gale or her sister Prim or her mother unmoving, the jokes by Joanna or Haymitch or Elizabeth Banks’ Effie Trinket few and far between. Her bond with Peeta provides the only true glimmers of human interaction, and those moments are sucked under by fights that go on far too…

And you expected some kind of financial compensation from the cruise line? LOL It’s one thing if it happens on the Lido Deck, but come on. At these times I thank Dog I’m not in a customer service business. I’d hand out “Fuck Off” coupons.

I don’t think trip insurance would cover this. The trip still happened, just a worse version of it.

He called Emeril a “furry little Ewok.” That’s my favorite.

Having a cooking show isn’t exactly a high benchmark of success.

When poor people complain about elements of their jobs like lack of health insurance, inconsistent hours or low pay they are told to get more education and get a better job. Perhaps that would also help those whose largest work related problem is their hotel loyalty program.

I’ve read a lot of Bourdain’s stuff and seen a lot of his shows. In some ways, he’s actually very polite.

I respect Bourdain’s insulting ability.