Dear Mr. Cortis,

“We’re stronger when you shut the fuck up and do what I tell you.”

“I want to unite everybody because as a team we’re stronger together.”

Fuck, I’m going to miss him...

I see someone else remembers Mallrats! 

Jason in the hooooouuuusssse

Jesus Christ, I hate this useless fuck. He played chicken with millions of American lives, and now, even after we all lost, he doesn’t have the decency to do what he can to stop Trump. Heartless, incompetent, sociopathic cunt.

I hope thats the hand she wipes her ass with, and sneezed on before touching him.

Yes, but he didn’t just want to attend, he wanted to sit on the Dias with the Important People.

I’ve really tried to bite my tongue about her appearance, but... Fuck it. She’s 3.5 years older than me and looks worse than my 71 year old mom. And Mom’s no prize! Guess being a lying, treacherous, mercenary bottom-feeder is aging.

Well, they caught him at it one day, and...

Waters is a tough one. She’s just unabashedly corrupt and yet she’s sort of leading the charge on the Trump front. It leads me to be supremely conflicted.

Subtlety is the heart of shade. Donald J. Trump has not one subtle cell in his body. QED.

Thank you for the ruling on the Springsteen concert. I’ve wondered all week about exactly how that played out, either way it was the perfect mic drop of shade as he walked out the door.

Oh, they learn. They just each think they’re special and it can’t happen to them. If anything, the fact that something terrible happened to someone just like them, but not them specifically, is validation that they’re doing somehting right. See also: Obamacare repeal

I have been trying so hard not to use the word “hate” about a fellow human, but this cretin broke my resolution.

And this is how you make Hell laugh.

How? As near as I can tell, it was actively difficult NOT to get into the inauguration. I have an old coworker and friend who requested a single ticket with the idea that he’d like to know the evil he’ll be fighting against. He was sent five tickets, and a big commemorative-memorabilia packet. Nobody wanted them, and…