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At least Halperin lost his show. I hate him the most. So smug. So in love with access. So boring.

I think it’s going to be the former. Trump and NBC have a very cozy relationship depsite what he claims and networks are all about ratings. Real news is a distant...whenever. And nothing gets better ratings than the fake journalism at Fox news. I imagine NBC now wants a big piece of that bigot pie.

Holy fuck- I cannot believe Tucker Carlson-that weasley little shit bag ass clown in a bow tie- is still a thing. I really thought he’d gone to pasture years ago. It feels like the God damn 1990s again. What a time to be alive!

Tucker Carlson; the Millhouse van Houten of Fox News.

Question: With hyperconservative journalists* moving to other networks, do we expect the networks to become more conservative, or the journalists* to become less so?

* These people are not real journalists.

I mean, it’s not like she’s turned over a new leaf. She’s a shit person who is changing platforms.

Aw, I thought Tucker’s new show was going to be called “The Biggest Douchebro.”

You forgot coal! We need to burn coal! There’s a war on coal totally unrelated to advancements in fracking technology.

Follow-up: Who’s going to pay for the burial or cremation? Taxpayers don’t want streets lined with dead people, it reminds them of their mortality and bad odors.

I believe the proper term is “men in dresses.”

I’m still angry at people who didn’t give enough of a shit to vote, voted third party because they thought HRC was “the same” or worse than Trump, and those that voted Trump as a fun little protest vote, not thinking he’d actually be elected

Also, not going bankrupt from medical bills. #MAGA

This stops now. Time to mobilize. If you haven’t already seen it check this out. It is a guide on how to effectively lobby congress. Your reproductive health demands it.

No, no, no. The point is to punish the woman.

According to Republicans, the only two problems facing U.S. citizens today are women having abortions and transgender people attacking children in public restrooms.

Who is Meek Mill again?

I’m happy for her, Meek was a rusty anchor that would have kept dragging her down, but I pray that the twitter jokes stay jokes and she never has the idea to do a Pink Lemonade.

True, but public sector unions are the last stronghold. Private ones got fucked in the ass a long time ago.