Glue factory would have been better IMO.

Looks like the Yankees decided to put A-Rod out to pasture. That idiom works for centaurs, as well as horses, right?

Aw man. I like Patton. And the guy’s had a shit year.

OK. So what’s wrong with Patton Oswalt?

Deadspin needs to add the star system for fan comments. Ian’s comment about night games being the NFL 3rd shift slayed me.

Dave:

Two things for two Giants fans...

I can’t watch that and not hear the theme to ‘The Right Stuff’ playing in the background.

The sixty-five million dollar quarterback:

woosh

How about that! Not even 100 replies in and the MRA guys have already showed up!!

I feel like someone should send these comments to the mother of your children. Threatening to punch random internet commentators in the mouth sounds like you have the total stability and patience required in order to raise properly well-adjusted children.

At a crucial point in the film, he demands that in exchange for his service, the government broadcast BET into his prison cell, where he is being held for the crime of being a crocodile.

In short, this is an adventure in Ross Douthat’s apocalypse of sexually liberated women and laws designed to harm families, but with a happy ending only he could write. Imagine if God met the man at Yale, but then took him to Hot Topic.

Because the Joker would just be considered a regular guy in Florida.

I wonder what other boxers think of this? I mean maybe someone could send this article to Mayweather to see if he has any comment oh wait nevermind.

It’s good to get the black eye of the event out of the way early! The rest of Rio 2016 should be smooth sailing from here!

Most self-called beauty experts don’t have the first idea what to do with curly hair, let alone black women’s hair.

In all fairness all of the styles were awful and left the models looking worse after than before.