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I don’t know how we will keep track, but I’ very interested in updates about this situation and what effect this will have on them.

I’m understanding this asshole at adult Swim in saying “women don’t like conflict” to mean “women know how to de-escalate a conflict instead of turning it into a fistfight that ends with sweaty fuckboys with bloody noses.” fuck this shit. After this election I am DONE with

THISSSSSSSSS! exactly how i feel about all of it.

LOL at a white woman who meets unrealistic beauty standards and is privileged enough to attend college and law school saying she “wasn’t raised to believe she is special.” maybe it didn’t seem like that because society treated her just as special as her parents did. She has the unearned confidence of a Bush, if not

LOL at “rapidly cooling grease stain.” brillz.

Comey is sketchy as hell in all of this. On Friday he essentially cane out and said “we’ve found emails belonging to people who work for Hillary on Weiner’s computer,” and teed it up perfectly for Chaffetz and GOP peanut gallery to spin it like the FBI found new emails from Hillary that they never knew existed. If he

My most recent ex was like that, he could not bear to hear or discuss my past or his own. It really was a red flag and just the tip of the iceberg when it came to what that was all about. Just a sure sign that the other person feels the need to control what you know about them and can’t tolerate knowing you

That was a very thoughtful answer to a question I now feel like I didn’t put enough thought into. I work in mental health and I am always curious and thinking about the factors that cause people to do what they do. But honestly, thanks for sharing all of that. It sounds like you still think fondly about her.

“curtesy”? I hate pedants but even I cant let this go. Please, have some self-respect.

As someone who didn’t watch this, do the adult babies work normal jobs? Or do the daddies/mommies take care of them like actual babies? Do they actually pee in the adult diapers? I have so many questions that nobody really needs the answer to. I ‘spose if everybody’s happy with the situation I can’t say nothin’ about

This is one of my all-time favorite Conan segments. I’ve watched it probably more than any other video on YouTube.

forfor a family that’s essentially famous for being rich, they sure eat a lot of shitty fast food.

what’s the cleverest, meanest hands-off way to get revenge on a male ex who cheated on a person and to whom that person no longer speaks? asking for a friend.

I was on a jury with an asshat like this. some people just want to be contrary because it’s a situation where they feel they can act smarter and feel superior to others simply by taking a different position because they think that facts are subjective. and on top of it get attention from people who realize that the

I’m actually a little surprised how angry I am about this. It took a little while for it to find its footing, but the contributors and particularly Larry did have some great moments and perspectives. I feel like this should have been given another season to evolve, especially knowing that what’s taking its slot is a

he looks like a bloated old Benedict Cumberbatch with the Lloyd haircut from Dumb & Dumber. as a straight woman I am both incredulous that an adult man has this haircut, but in a strange way it makes perfect sense. Not that it is in any way okay.

aahhh! i love this! she looks like she’s having so much fun shooting that vid. and the song’s great too... thanks!

i loathe Trump as much as the next reasonable person, but i just want to take this opportunity to also state how much of a barely sentient, worthless, clammy, flaccid flap of skin Wolf Blitzer is.

as a therapist, i second the point about therapy being a place where a person hears what other people are too scared/uncomfortable/intimidated/removedto say. if the person who feels attacked/ganged-up on isn't honest about their feelings and doesn’t address this in therapy with the therapist (and any other relevant

I just have to say I look forward to each one of these in the series every season, when I read them in public by myself on the train people shift away and give me my space bc they think I’m crazy when I’m LOLing to myself (bonus!) This series is hilarious and you are a super funny writer, as are the commenters who