for once in my life, I am proud to say that 3eb was the first concert I ever went to (without my parents—sorry, Gordon Lightfoot!)

this. it’s one hell of a metaphor.

I remember the first time I saw McKinnon on SNL and to be honest I was not a fan (it was an awkward Chelsea Lately sendup towards the end of the show where they put the weak stuff.) But she has grown on me and, especially after seeing this movie over the weekend, I am a fangirl and she was one of the best parts of…

Counterpoint: Russ is juuuust on the far side of the Uncanny Valley and is not hot. Ciara is objectively very hot. Why she settled for this personification of a raw potato’s personality is beyond me.

Am I missing something? How can a city ordinance restrict the otherwise legal use of private property based solely on another party’s economic activity?

just went to see what the NY Times coverage of this is and I don't see anything about it on the front page. if you click over to the politics section, the lead story there is Trump calling Hillary a liar. this liberal media sure is hiding it well.

um, then i think i need to meet your cousin.

my immediate thought was that somebody needs to get her a canteen bc she is SO THIRSTY. between this and her non sequitur wearing of a RIP PRINCE t-shirt in the last week, it it obvious she is shameless in her efforts to utilize any news story or tragedy to get herself crumbs of attention. even though I'm pretty…

cue the progressive/liberal crybaby politicians and pundits demanding and getting a private audience with Mark Zuckerberg over this, amirite?

el oh el at “FREEZE PEACH.” you nailed it.

i pity the person who ever tells him “no.”

i still think about the interview Colbert did with him. they are two of the most earnest, humble, witty and genuinely funny human beings to ever exist and them together was sublime. thanks for reminding me i need to check out the Fresh Air interview. :)

first thought that came to my mind reading your post is “you’re truly doing the lord’s work.” not only because of your argument is perfect and cogent, but because you have/had the attention span to make sense of that months-long shitshow that was TigerBloodWinningSmokingCrackHookers-gate.

as someone with a Masters degree working toward my LCSW, let me just say thank you for your acknowledgement and inclusion in this conversation. too many times people just say i should have gotten a degree that pays better, as if I didn’t choose it for a reason. just because I’m not trying to make $5mil a year doesn’t…

these men don't have the intellectual capacity to grasp the nuance around harm-reduction as a framework for programs. their inability to recognize and address a gray area results in an issue not being addressed at all. I can't even crack a joke here, I'm just exhausted by how obstinate in the face of facts people are…

my plan is not burning bridges with my ex, who is european. if and when Mein Trumpf gets elected, I’ll turn on the charm and have a european marriage where we both have our respective lovers and live in mutual indifference. i might live amidst xenophobes, but at least there’s universal healthcare, great food/wine, no…

this is news to me! but I’m replying mostly just because this gif is awesome.

that’s definitely a Wisconsin hairline.

i dated an Italian guy and the sexism permeated everything (as well as the old-world racism.) he once pissed me off so much on a date that i started being the “pre-feminism Porkchop” and demurred when he asked my opinions about something and said I couldn’t read when he asked what i wanted to order. i stopped after he…

I have literally no idea who Cardi B is, but that might be the most effective garbage instagram ad I’ve ever seen. #lowbar