I don’t have the technological ability from my phone, but i would die to see a gif of the thing drake does at the end of the video where he kind of proudly hikes the “i have” sign up and down a few times while he smiles nerdily. and i was pretty indifferent about him before. #socute

THIS THIS THIS THIS

the gif is good, but what made me lol is the audio. “gah.. ACH!”

these are the fuckwits who insist at every town hall and campaign stop that they AND THEY ALONE are the party of small government?

perfection

knee-jerk reaction: this is so sad.

oh fucking no. ...is it odd that my first instinct is to go watch the Chappelle’s Show skit where Charlie Murphy tells his Prince story?

is this common knowledge? do you have tea to spill?? i have a weakness for personal gossip about run-ins with famous people! (my boring story is that i recognized Tammy Duckworth at an airport in France and she was super nice.)

PREACH

this headline tho.

Cool how a Christian company can argue that it’s an “undue burden” to fill out a form to prevent someone from freely accessing health care (e.g. birth control pills), but then also turn around and argue that it’s not an undue burden for a woman to drive 6 hours to access a certain kind of women’s health clinic for…

nerd. #hottake

i wanted him to stay long enough to be exposed to the “Hollywood machine,” see that being a gay person is no less normal than being straight, then finally feel secure enough to come out as gay. in my ideal arc, he comes out toward the end of the season (but not anywhere near the finals, i find his voice terrible and…

i see this story is filed under boners, but the ram or whatever mascot is in the lead photo looked at first glance like two flaccid penii flopping away from each other. just saying.

i need to ask you which tea you use for this, i am intrigued.

i need to ask you which tea you use for this, i am intrigued.

so Kanye promised tour passes and ‘Yes (the shoes) to whomever guesses what TLOP stands for? somebody please leak the answer to me. i want to communicate to Kanye in the only language he will understand: ego. i want to win the passes and ‘Yes and then post an online video of me setting them on fire and pissing on the…

Setting aside the “4"s and “u”s, “without” is just one word, not two. sorry, I don’t know how to say this without it sounding snide.

starred for this gif. and also because i share your sentiment.

something like this happened to me. a woman was seated in a middle seat and had her husband TAKE my WINDOW seat before i even got on. the plane is filling rapidly and the line of people is in the aisle taking their seats. when i got to my seat, she says shamelessly “oh my husband’s seat is across the aisle but we…

I’ve been wondering when the hipster-hating, fist-shaking, ceiling-fan yelling, jaded OG press was gonna start their backlash against the young whippersnapper Bernie supporters. I did not expect it to start with a smug 30-year-old who would likely fit in perfectly at Roberta’s, and I did not expect it to be in the New…