Their logic does not resemble our earth logic. I think they think that teens don’t think about sex until they’re introduced to birth control options. And that magically flips a switch in the heads of teens and they’re like cool, I have never thought about sex until now I guess I should try it.

You might want to look up the definitions of “selling” and “donation” since they are actually not at all the same thing.

Adblock doesn’t stop autoplay videos from legit sources, yo. I’ve got my adblock going and still didn’t stop the news video at the bottom of the article.

It’s so fun to click on an article and then scramble to find the offending ad’s mute button.

You know what’s more terrible than the police not taking this case seriously?

Let’s say we’re both walking down the street. I am a haphazard, reckless sort of person so I accidentally stomp on your foot while I’m walking. Maybe I break a toe or two. Does your foot hurt? Does the knowledge that I didn’t intend to step on your foot unbreak your toes? I was being careless, but I sincerely didn’t…

I was selling some of my 90’s era high school clothes at Buffalo Exchange. I noticed all the rainbow haired white girls working there wore brown shades of matte lipstick, clownishly extended over all their lip lines.

Firetruck rushing by just as I took the pic. He also looks like that when the vet takes his temperature.

WHATEVER, you are all just jealous of those smokin hot chicks that won’t stop calling me

As an old, I distinctly remember my parents selling their house in the 70s and the neighbors pointing out that they had an "understanding" in the neighborhood that they wouldn't sell to black people. "Screw them," my dad said. "Black people's money is as green as whites and this place is going to the highest offer."

I feel like cookie dough is objectively more delicious than cookies. I don’t even feel like this statement is an opinion. Like, cookies are weird and dumb and frequently gross, crumbly pieces of shit (and even at best, they’re just tolerable), while cookie dough is an extension of the joy of the universe.

Legitimate question: what is the safe color to use to denote that a given person does not care about someone’s race with regards to any given decisional process? Blue? Green? I feel like there are no racial associations with green or blue (whereas yellow and red are obviously problematic for a host of reasons).

It’s truly a sad state of current affairs when just wanting to grow your own food, as people have for THOUSANDS OF YEARS, suddenly makes you a hipster douchebag. I don’t even know if I can grow the right kind of mustache!

They are so awesome and wonderful and amazing. But obviously cousins.

Tits are taking tit’s spot as the tits of Game of Tits.

I had two bosses at Borders before I managed the place. One was legitimately insane and routinely threw books at me.

“I don’t even see color. I just love the song strange fruit for all the wrong reasons! I like aesthetic of racially motivated old timey murders!”

“I am an equal-opportunity lyncher.”