We can call it the cunt pump.

I swear the BEST overnight pads I ever bought were in South Korea. NO LEAKS! It was amazing, though the pad went pretty far up your backside. Came back to ‘Merica and can’t find a pad that doesn’t cause me leakage at night. Bleh.

You're a genius. Some engineer needs to start working on a way to make this happen immediately. We can call it the cunt pump.

I have spent a lot of time in the tropics while doing fieldwork; we are talking super remote, Bornean jungle for weeks at a time, with endless sweat pouring out of your body. I couldn’t understand why after wearing a pad for a day or two the skin around my vagina started to get really sore to the touch. Then I…

Oh he’s definitely a subscriber:

I’m sure Megyn will have some tough questions for them like “how are you and the kids doing? It can’t be easy being so gleefully attacked by the liberal media and the gay extremists.”

Just, please, tell me it was for their thick and creamy milkshakes.

Eh, I’ve been contemplating paying for ad-free Pandora after a McDonald’s ad came on mid-sex recently. It’s a clever tactic by Pandora, to get ads just annoying enough that $5 a month seems preferable.

I once attended a conference that was GLBTQQSSTS.

Very odd that every Hairpin writer that migrated over to Jezebel has seemingly lost her mind and become really nasty and defensive.

I watched “The Other Woman,” and the only way to describe her acting is “adorably awful.” Like, it was so bad, but at the same time I still wanted to be her friend.

I’m just shocked actually, paranoid, and a little squeamish now about even watering at all,” she said.

I always feel for fast food workers who get slammed with giant orders like that. Back in college I and my friends use to hit up the local Arby’s for their “five for five dollars” deal and buy 20 or 30 sandwiches at a time. We tended to have plenty of time and always made it clear that we were in no rush so they should…

It’s her third wedding. You think she’d be better at this by now.

You lost me at the Murell story this week Pinkham. I like to see a good “Eff You” given to a deserving douche canoe but poisonings are well beyond acceptable.

My molester uncle told this joke in front of my parents and me:

Really? A.) Your tone in the original post was clearly dismissive of this issue, and vilifying the awful colonialist feminists daring to speak out against it. and B.) Yes, we can criticize traditions that are built around nothing more than "othering" women and perpetuating the view that women are dirty. Traditions…

I feel perfectly okay criticizing female genital mutilation, regardless of which culture happens to practice it.

I feel the part where the men are able to overcome it to rape the women is kind of telling. They don't really believe in the power of the period. It's one of those folklorey things that explains a woman's lesser place while also can be circumvented whenever by those who dominate them. :(

There are health risks to this whole practice: improper sanitation, not being able to fully clean menstrual cloths in order to avoid later infections, oh, AND BEING FORCED TO CLUMP UP IN TINY SHACKS WITHOUT ELECTRICITY AND RUN THE RISK OF RAPE AND SNAKE BITE. But you go on, defending "traditions" that are just more…