Which is why I WON’T say attacking a guy for having multiple sclerosis is a lil bitch move, and if anybody has a problem with me not saying that, they can come after... Someone else.

That kitten took a dive! I had 5 large on that fight!

They’ll be writing about this beef for minutes to come.

Reagan, obviously.

Don’t forget the low box-office performance of Solo. What a world!

Thank God this crisis is over. I guess I can get back to worrying about an Asian-American nuclear exchange, the collapse of Europe and rising sea levels again.

Can I just say that Season One of American Gods was a HUGE improvement on the book? I’m not saying it was bad, just that Book!Shadow’s total indifference to everything going on around him didn’t really appeal to me. He doesn’t question whatever Wednesday does or what’s going on, doesn’t act like whatever’s going…

You really think he did not groom Soon-Yi?

Everything I read about the new and improved American Gods makes me more and more certain that it’s going to be a cluster fuck.

That was Technical Boy.

Be fair, Jon’s reached that point where I’m pretty sure he thinks everything is bullshit. I mean, he’s probably right, but...

I’m just sad that with that one little word Samantha Bee lost all her Conservative support. And she was this close to winning them over, too!

Don’t worry Jon, some of us can still smell the bullshit even though it’s piled high enough to suffocate. As of now, I can still tell the difference between moral indignation over children being ripped away from their parents while the President has a big shit-eating grin and a racist going racist on Twitter.

So in your version of events, Mia Farrow accidentally implanted false memories into her daughter and abused her son and is unaware that she did so? How does that work exactly?

It’s true, the AV Club has never written about any other predators besides Allen and Polanski.

Wow, you guys got here fast this time.

Yes, you made that clear in your last reply to me. Alone, that 1979 story is (in the grand scheme of things) Not The Worst. What I’m saying is that that specific episode, combined with everything else we know about him, everything he’s suggested about himself in his movies (themes he keeps returning to, character…

Hey, the kids back then had to learn about their T-Zone somehow.

Wow. Never in the history of movies has one looked like such a disgusting, self-aggrandizing love letter to its own megacorp.

I’m still gonna fucking watch it because I am Disney’s bitch.