It Follows...Eventually.

Thank god they ditched THAC0 in 3e for the more easily understood AC.

I know that! To hit armor class 0 !!

The show explicitly framed the relationship like that in the 4th season (“I have feelings for you”...“the feeling was friendship, but neither had it experienced it”).

True but not always. Technically old skool D&D had the optional Comeliness stat which was just rare physical attractiveness.

The Adventure Zone is a lot of fun and well worth the listen. As for D&D knowledge, you really don’t need much going in, because their knowledge was very limited when they started. The only one who had played a lot was Griffin, and he is the DM. For the most part, they do away with the fiddly bits of the game and just…

And it’s the wrong word to use for physical beauty alone. But these are the people who once gave us THAC0 so...

I’m almost caught up to the most current episode of My Brother, My Brother, and Me. I can’t find it in myself to go without the McElroys, so I’ll be checking out their show they do with their dad: The Adventure Zone. I honestly know pretty much jack shit about D&D, and I have so much questions. But I think a lot of…

Well, you know what they say...beauty is in the eye of the Beholder.

D&D divides a lot of shit up between those six stats. Like Dexterity is both your ability to dodge things and your hand-eye coordination. Constitution is your ability to hold your breath and your resistance to poison. Charisma is everything that anyone could possibly find notable about you. But since like 1980, it’s…

“Dungeons & Dragons is some of the most crazy, deep, deep, deep nerd shit ever invented .... Pegasus. Pegasi. That’s horses with wings .... Motherfuckers talk like Yoda: ‘Outside I go, into the sun thereof, in, out…’ How do you read this shit?… Motherfuckers live in places that don’t exist… This motherfucker got a…

I’ve already explained it’s part Jeff Goldblum.

Charisma is force of personality. Hitler had charisma, although no one would say he was beautiful.

Charisma in D&D tends to identify how persuasive, intimidating, or attractive a character is and in 5e the cap for any ability score is 20. This means that this creature is one of the most beautiful beings in the multiverse.

What, is it funny or something?

It’s like if a minotaur, a critter, a fly and Jeff Goldblum went into a teleport at the same time. And who doesn’t love Jeff Goldblum.

I’m still in awe of the Sibriex, which has 25 Charisma and yet looks like this:

Alia Shawkat is MVP of this first half of the season, for sure.

George Michael: “We’ve got to stop the lying in this family.” Maeby: “Tell me about it. You tell one little story to get a place to live. Next thing you know, you’re sorting through your roommate’s pills to figure out which one will kill his sex drive.”