Ah, Utah, a state theocracy in policy, a truly American-developed sharia law.

Jack Dorsey couldn’t even commit to kicking off Hitler in a hypothetical question. Hitler! @jack is probably the dumbest of the tech CEOs, certainly the most alt-right friendly.

Already calling that her new album will be the best of the year for me, unless E·MO·TION manages that feat for the 4th year in a row. Loved Party for One, and this 30-second clip of the chorus is the joy I need.

eaT RaVioLi

Michael’s Meathead nickname got a whole lot more interesting.

I’m a fan of Anthony Olivera’s reboot:

I would guess because there’s too many of them to be called out while there aren’t that many people who go to Pratt’s church. Pratt is also a lot more upfront and revealing about his faith and wears it on his sleeve more than other celebrities, so commenting about his hypocrisies is a lot easier to do. Pratt is also…

Ehhhh, Klobuchar (based on her running speech) is running as a centrist who thinks the problem in DC is “gridlock” and not Republican insanity. Harris is still a career prosecutor in an era that doesn’t look too kindly on Law and Order Dems. Brown would be cool (pro-labor Ohio politician that was reelected in 2018). …

They even wrote it as a shitty Boomer meme too! White text with no outline on a background of a lamb over Jesus’ words in red (which I do admit is a nice touch, to echo the red print in classic poorly-translated bibles). Very unreadable.

I’m also very far left, and Bernie can just disappear please now. The torch has been passed. He helped shift the Overton window in 2016, and we have new generations that have shifted it with the momentum he helped generate ever more than he did in his years in Congress. Let him be a mentor at this point, and give the…

As long as you’re a celibate bottom, you can be a leader. Only God can top you.

Nah, but see, he SAYS it’s not unwelcome to LGBT people despite the church saying “LGBT can’t be spiritual leaders”. Surely there’s nothing more welcoming than “you can’t be a good Christian leader because of what God made you.” Can’t you just feel God’s love radiating from that homophobia? Ahhhhh, relaxing.

Lol, fuck off, Chris Pratt.

I don’t pick up the phone unless the number’s in my contacts, and even then only if I know they’re outside waiting to be let in.

If it were 3 full hours of John Travolta mangling names, I’d be down for cutting out all the categories.

To be fair, ONE of those documentaries (the Netflix one) was both showing off the FuckJerry company’s PR skills AND helping minimize the FuckJerry company’s own implications of fraud in Fyre Festival (which is unrelated to their fraud and jokestealing elsewhere). I’m surprised JaRule hasn’t put out his own at this…

I didn’t really get an E•MO•TION vibe (but I’ve only listened to tu,n once and that was without reading lyrics, so I missed 95% of what she sang/mumbled), but I also found “thank u, next” to be too much about specifically about Ariana to reach that sort of universality that CRJ got to (except on LA Hallucinations…

Got through the first three songs on Friday before I had to switch to St Vincent, but that’s kind of how I was with Sweetener too. I’m just not an Ariana stan. I’d like for my pop music to not require a UN interpreter before I can understand the lyrics, and the overall fuzziness of the vocals as well as the general…

Now this is big data I can get behind (since it’s also anonymized, I’m hoping, but maybe they have facedetection in hidden cameras)

Do you mean like why didn’t the AV Club do an investigative report into Bryan Singer? That’s not really the AV Club’s bailiwick now or at anytime during the past. Once other journalists actually reported on them, then the AV Club did a post about it. Not quite sure what else you’re asking for/complaining about?