Especially when you have the time and the money to be able to afford personal chefs, trainers, dieticians, etc to keep you looking your best.

Here’s the cartoon (though it’s a bit jankier than the original due to copyright avoiding reasons):

And I should clarify: I still like the song. I just didn’t enjoy the video.

Her enunciation is on a Fallout Boy level

But they aren’t really parodies. They’re just making reference to the movies by doing shot-for-shot recreations (with some additions). More nostalgia nonsense. Recognition instead of creation. For the people that love Todrick Hall and Friedberg/Seltzer movies. I’ll just be here, continuing to groove to Party For One,…

Well, yogurt can still be very unhealthy depending on how much sugar is in it. And considering this is America, I’m guessing: a lot.

Oh, not just that, but there was an episode where Paul Hollywood AND Mary Berry were aghast at the idea of a peanut butter and grape jelly Swiss roll (I think it was a Swiss roll), like how they’d never HEARD of such a combination. In the end, the Swiss roll was shittily made, so Paul and Mary still don’t know the…

TV shows are where the money’s at these days. If you’re not a remake or part of a superhero universe, you’re not gonna get major studio funding for movies. There used to be a time for mid-budget things, but now, it’s hundreds of millions and then hopefully billions in box office. This article is from 2014 but makes a…

I hate this show and other shows like it where the point isn’t to be the best, but to be the least worst. Cutthroat Kitchen is stupid. Chopped is dumb (but less dumb than Cutthroat). The finale of the latest season of the Great British Bake-Off where SPOILERS they had to make fucking pita over a campfire and a stone…

I haven’t tried it out yet, but I’ve heard that the new Tetris game for Playstation VR is amazing. Intended to get you into that nice flow state and not leaving.

Yeah, it’s absurd to say that the pro-life movement aren’t super villains! It’s not as if right-wing violence against abortion providers has a long history (including Bill O Reilly calling for the death of Tiller). It’s just more of your “both sides have problems with tone” bullshit you frequently profess: https://psma…

This essay makes similar points but specifically over the point of “debate”, i.e., having two people just shout at each other live. The point of “debate” isn’t to gain a deeper understanding or to come to consensus; the point of debate is to win. Cable news shows know how debates are “fun” to watch by people (fun if…

wut

I’m guessing this is a weird anti-feminist screed, but can’t really tell what your point is? Are you complaining when people talk about the relative rarity of female protagonists but saying that it’s okay because young women have possession movies, you know, movies where they as female characters are pretty much…

Oh, THAT Mandy. I was hoping for Barry Manilow’s take.

Omg, just looked it up, and I was also talking about Dan’s Cafe! (I remember being befuddled by the name because I heard it as “Dance Cafe” and was very surprised when there was no room inside at all for dancing.) It’s surprisingly is still open too!

From yelp: “The concept is simple: $25 and you get a squirt bottle…

I forget which bar in DC I went to once (Adams Morgan or U Street area; it’s been years), but you paid a deposit on a squeeze bottle of drink and then got your deposit back if you turned the squeeze bottle in. Now that was a dive.

Unfortunately, it’s $4 for the beer and $3 for the pudding shot. My original post was ambiguously worded (and too late to edit). :(

Still cheaper than most other places I go though

I didn’t read homophobic at all. No one wants piss on their hands, and there’s a good portion of men who don’t wash after using the restroom. As a gay man, I’d love to touch 100 guys’ dicks. I don’t flag yellow, so no piss for me though thanks.

Sounds perfect for Justin McElroy’s celebrity wine game:

I’m hoping it’s easier in 2020 now that 1.4 million people, the vast majority Democratic-leaning (which is why Rock Scott didn’t give them back their rights over his time as governor), have been reenfranchised.