I’m pretty sure that site hasn’t been updated in years based on the photos and schedule. The jukebox is now digital (so no free music), and I don’t think they do an open mic anymore? (but I also don’t go there during the week so who knows haha)

Hmm, if memory serves me (which it should since I end up going there about once a weekend if not twice), they have Dortmunder Gold, Elliot Ness (amber), Commodore Perry (IPA), Edmund Fitzgerald (porter), and MAYBE Holy Moses (white). I know the first four, but I can’t remember the last (I usually go for the gold,…

It’s a Chicago gay dive bar deep in the heart of Boystown: https://www.yelp.com/biz/town-hall-pub-chicago

Kind of tastes like an alcoholic Frosty? They make them with chocolate pudding, cool whip, and some sort of alcohol, and the cool ship makes it so the whole thing freezes to be lighter and whippier than you might expect from a heavy pudding. You eat them with a spoon out of jello shot cups (which the bar also has, as…

Poke bowl restaurants have the fish, which is what the author was talking about, NOT home-cooks. 

From the article.

So, when the author was talking about lunch options that can be prepared in 3 minutes or less, they’re talking about prepared by a restaurant or fast casual place, NOT by you in a muggle kitchen. They’re talking about going from your office on your lunch break, to a counter, and ordering food that’s…

Thank goodness. Now I won’t have to switch at my local haunt from my usual $3 PBR and pudding shot to a $4 Great Lakes and pudding shot.

“She won because she’s lucky as hell.”

Yeah, sure as fuck wasn’t because she spent weeks going door-to-door campaigning! Just luck! She didn’t do any work at all to make it happen. She just got lucky! You aren’t diminishing her at all with this completely balanced take that didn’t ignore any factors at all.

There’s a lot of conservative cruft and trolls these days. Sadly they’re getting ungrayed.

Yeah! Why has there never been a movie about straight couples having to deal with heterophobic parents?! They never make their sexuality a thing.

Haven’t depressed people tried to be like, you know, happy? It’s not hard, right? It’s not as if stigmatizing mental illness and playing down its effect on a person leads people to not search out treatment for depression or anxiety or other issues and leaves them in a hopeless downward spiral. 

He’s a troll who always seems to get the most upvotes on South Park reviews. Weird that coincidence.

Can’t wait to hear people complain about the disparity between this sentence and the tone of the review and the grade.

Headphones

At least they’re saying that and not something anti-Semitic.

**Da Bears

Ignore the troll above, although their new schtick of calling me racist AND a climate change denier is a pretty interesting take. Still doesn’t explain how Get Out was Peele’s one great idea when he was one of the co-creators and writers and actors in one of the best sketch shows ever (Key and Peele. His name’s…

Ugh, why’d you have to bring that transphobic asshole out of the gray? He’s the wooooorst

I thought there was a Film Critic Hulk essay specifically about 22 Jump Street, but turns out there’s just one on Anchorman 2 and comedy sequels. Essentially: movie comedies work by being surprising, but sequels basically want to do the same thing as before but MORE. In the end, it’s not as surprising and is less…

If only it had Lord and Miller doing the sequel too. They made one of the rare comedy sequels that didn’t suuuuck (22 Jump Street). I will watch anything they do; they’ve earned my ovation and fame forever.