“For the 76ers ... they’re shooting their shot!”

Your queso looks perfectly lovely and tasty. Her queso looks like it is the painting of Dorian Gray’s queso. 

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It’s crazy to me. The phone calls just don’t MATCH where Adnan was at the time of the calls. He says he was with friends; then there’s the BestBuy phone box that’s no longer there. And what about the parking lot across the street! Now the legal system is getting over-involved. Like I don’t even personally know any of…

ESPN figured it out when they saw the leaks came from “Adnanymous@NotMyVirkEmail.com”

“Yes, we know you’re good. OK, so where should we send that check?”

Oh, yes, let the Photoshopping BEGIN. Just hook it into my veins!

Somewhere in Boston, an intern is secretly creating a “Known Rapist” chyron for next season. 

He’s right.  We are a nation of pussies.    Matt Bevin is a rich guy who runs for governor and says things like this.   If we were a nation of tough people Matt Bevin would be tarred and feathered, his fortune taken from him, and him and his family exiled from our nation.   Yet we are soft and let rich assholes just…

No silly, the tracks were wood in medieval times.

That’s actually pretty telling. The fact that they won’t stand behind their statements means they’re afraid. Afraid of AOC and frankly, afraid of us. 

First they came for MSNBC and I did nothing because the libs deserved it.

I should be a billionaire.   I promise you people I’d do a lot more fun things than run for President.  

You never want to see a young man struggle in his career, but when that struggle makes LaVar Ball look like a horse’s ass, it really helps the medicine go down.

He seemingly did not know that the note was legible.

Nancy totally stole your lunch money, bubbeleh. Sad!

How has this guy not been invited to Mar-a-Lago yet?

Alright, now let’s round out the hat trick by interviewing the Black Israelites.

So, this guy can’t make a speech that could be political at the school buuuuuuuuuuuut the school sends kids decked out in MAGA hats to a political rally.

MAKES SENSE.