Do you remember the USofA after 9/11/01? People were legitimately freaking out that the third biggest shopping mall in [insert small town] was going to be destroyed at any moment. We started torturing people and tapping every phone in the universe because they were coming for us!

No. Just, no. No video games in the Olympics.

As someone who was in the Army during 9/11 I can personally say that I do not feel offended in anyway by kneeling football players. Obviously as one person among the ~1.3M people in the military, my opinion is anecdotal and not a blanket belief by all veterans, but I have a hard time imagining many of the other…

Remember how the majority of these loons wanted to beatify Pat Tillman up until the point his family said that he didn’t believe the things they did and they would prefer not to paint him with their brushes.

The troops are convenient when they are not asking for VA benefits or the like.

Christ. Tragedy binds disparate peoples in common purpose because nothing unites like a threat from the outside. This is a very basic fact of the human condition.

That FOX wants to take one of the few events in our history that most Americans were able to unite around in some fashion (I was old enough to vote in the…

I feel like there is a direct correlation between the girth of one’s head and neck and their propensity to date rape.

Browns fans have tempered expectations down to only going 15-1.

“Dolphins head coach Brian Flores declared on Friday, ‘I have a good team.’”

The running game was fine, giving up on it as early as they did means it won’t get better. That’s how the running game works, it softens up the defense and makes for shorter 3rd down conversions so Trubustky doesn’t have to attempt a shitty throw over 10 yards.

It’s funny you choose to just completely ignore any stats of Amari’s once he was traded to the Cowboys.  He looked like a completely different player once he had Dak (who I don’t think is great, but at the very least 2 steps above Carr) throwing him passes.

Judging by the quality of this chart...not very much at all.

Did some White House staffer just...take a black sharpie to the original chart and draw an extra circle to encompass Alabama?

This is intensely shitty, but let’s not pretend it’s a Trump administration problem. This shit goes on in every administration, especially Republican ones. Remember when Dick Cheney started two wars so he could pay his Halliburton buddies billions of dollars?

their core in is place for what they hope is a multi-year Super Bowl window

I’m so confused. A conservative politician acted like an asshole and then members of his party turned on him? Why did they not simply state that the overall tone on both sides has been embarrassing before voting along party lines? I’ve been breaking this down for 25 minutes and I’m still not getting it. I’ll do it…

This may be cheating a little with my experience, but playing tennis at a competitive level even in high school, people are ripping in over 100mph serves. And that’s a distance of 78 feet. And you many times have to move your whole body. At 120mph for some crankers, that’s .443 seconds.

GETTING A HIT IN AN MLB GAME!

CNN eats this shit up and is to blame for constantly giving propagandists like what’s-her-face a platform to spew disinformation. Should never have her on TV. But for revenue and ratings, they’re willing to air a Jerry Springer argument when we’re sliding directly into an illiberal democracy.

The name ‘Kayleigh McEnany’ looks like it came out of a white person name generator designed by a non-westerner.

“He always goes after corruption,” said McEnany.