Of course, if Payton just runs the ball 3 times in that series, they get the FG and the Rams get the ball down by 3 with about 25 seconds left and no timeouts.  But noooooooo...........

“We thought CJ Anderson gave us a better chance to win than Todd Gurley” is a quote that would only exist in the darkest timeline...

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

I’m sure he wishes MLK Jr. the best and hopes he continues doing great things. 

Relevant:

Edelman seems like every short dude/bully/borderline psychopath that ever walked the hallways in every high school that ever existed. He’s the poster boy hero for every masshole that ever waited on hold for an hour to talk to Fred Smerlas about how awesome the Pats are

He looks like the benighted progeny of a hate-fuck between Mike Myers and Tilda Swinton.

“Was I ready to be a head coach? I don’t know.”

No, Freddie, it’s Was we ready to be a head coach? Us don’t know.

Well, she won’t be hosting the Oscars this year.

With every passing day I still can’t believe that our nation’s election system, and millions of absolute brain dead idiots somehow made this asshole president. 

“Several teams specifically told me that they would keep my resume on file, so there’s clearly interest.”

“Four of them didn’t even have to interview, just show up and sign the contract.”

Schumer and Pelosi weren’t really THAT bad. I agree with the earlier consensus that they weren’t the best choice for messengers, but they really didn’t say anything stupid. And Schumer isn’t wrong that Dems have had a hand in beefing up border security. I have feelings about that but I don’t think it was so much a…

“Relax...my dad owns a dealership”

Ah, my favorite Transformer

I imagine a 30,000 sq/ft facility. 5,000 sq/ft devoted to his “accomplishments” via large flat panel TV screens and interactive (on a pay-per-play basis) kiosks covering his Tweets. The remaining 25,000 sq/ft is the gift shop hawking every god-damned, overpriced thing the Trump name will fit on and a wall of book…

Seriously, there are areas of this country where a stunt like this is going to result in gunfire. 

Its frustrating to be sure, but towing these trucks out of the way is just going to result in violence. The kind of bro-truck, redneck mentality that leads to them ICE-ing, comes with a hearty helping of macho posturing as well. 

I generally like people

Welcome to the Resistance, Brian Kilm-ok I can’t even finish the joke.