I think the fact that the league continues to strip this man of his earning power over weed is the bigger scandal. He’s being used as an example and he deserves support from them instead of repeated suspensions that keep him from earning a living.

When one team’s base chugs from butts and the other eats it, declaring only one of these teams more butt is a fine, fine crack.

Not an hour goes by where I don’t marvel in sheer disbelief that this man is the President of the United States.

The alt-text is the real key there: defending a position by citing “free speech” is the ultimate concession. You’re saying the best thing you can say about your argument is that it is literally not illegal to express.

They painted the campaign as an attempt by the left to “stifle free speech.”

Yeah, the Chiefs are ass because they lost to the 11-3 Chargers by one point.

“under my leadership, Ohio’s going to replace those jobs in like two minutes”

Napoleon narrowly beat Treason

Counterpoint: Babe Ruth living today, in a country with legal alcohol, internet pornography, and being paid tens of millions of dollars a year, would be dead within 12 months. It’s like when Bender became human in that one Futurama episode.

Only stupid people with nothing better to do with their lives would seriously argue for or against this point.

Oh boy, I can’t wait to see the Dead Letters generated by this article.

You can fire the guy who burnt the asshole casserole, but even cooked well it’s asshole casserole.

I wonder which Licensed Property No One Asked For a Movie Of trope this is going to eventually go with; Sonic gets sucked into THE REAL WORLD and hijinx ensue, a kid gets sucked into SONIC’S WORLD and wacky adventure ensues, or DELAYED DELAYED DELAYED CANCELED

also can Danny DeVito voice Sonic, since the Pikachu thing…

Held at Riker’s without bail for sitting on the floor.

Uh huh.

After months of hyping him for the midterms, now begins Splinter’s political assassination campaign against Beto for the high crime of Not Being Bernie.

Josh Johnson’s stat line: 11/16, 195 yards, 1 TD, 1 INT, 0 Kneels

He said in his post game that last Sunday he was playing charity basketball and he had to play Madden to learn his teammates.

For the poor bastards who live in the DC area, the coming week will be a hellscape of sports talk radio personalities saying things like, “Listen, if Josh Johnson can play like that in the remaining three games, the Skins could go 9 and 7, and in this league that might be good enough for a wild card spot!”

Gruden decided to make his bed with Sanchez as his No. 1 guy, and an off-the-street guy as his No. 2, for reasons that will never be explicitly articulated.