After that press conference, DeTrumpeau acknowledged there was a corruption problem in Washington, but, of course, not one that involved him in any way. “A lot of it’s the Deep State bureaucrats. A lot of it’s the Democrats,” he said. 

That’s because you collapsed from heat exhaustion within sight of the finish line!

Sounds like perfect weather for a prestigious quadrennial soccer tournament!

Gotta admire the confidence of someone willing to publicly admit to listening to Boomer Esiason’s radio show.

I genuinely appreciate deadspin’s commitment to reminding the world of romo’s chokery. I mean, I love him! But there’s a whole generation out there that’s going to fall in love with this guy and never understand that he was Kirk cousins before there was a Kirk cousins. 

He is not arguably the GOAT. It’s Tom Brady. I don’t know of any way to frame the QB discussion in a way that puts Rodgers at #1. (Disclaimer: Native Baltimoron, absolutely not a Boston sports fan, but geez.)

Bless your little heart. First day on the internet can be an overwhelming experience, I’m sure.

What’s worse is watching American Jews justify it. The narrative that everything Israel does seems to be permissible in the name of its survival is preposterous, but is the one embraced.

You must be new here. Do you need a cup of coffee before we start the orientation? 

What, are you new to the internet or what?

This should be a learning experience for the kid. Crying and waving your arms won’t get you a new wheel and it also won’t get you a cab in New York at 4:00pm!

Could have been worse- usually when a Colombian ends up 80 kilos short, his whole family gets murdered.

Nothing a little vigorous inactivity can’t tamp down. 

There’s still Melo.

Time to start the Giannis tampering campaign see what Kostas Antetokounmpo can do !

Lakers bad news gives me a stress reaction.... in my pants!

It can’t be fun for Lakers fans to realize that their title hopes rest on “Well, we know what LeBron and AD can do ... now, if only Dwight Howard can get his shit together for 82 games plus the playoffs.”

“I don’t see anything wrong here.”—Pete Carroll

Strange, I’ve never seen a slant pass at the goal line get picked off before...

Apartheid state does apartheid.