Kneeling during the anthem gets you permanently ejected for endangering people's feelings, so there’s that...

Bless your heart.

Donald Trump is a pathological liar.

If by “vomit”, you mean “un-eat”.

In a league owned by failsons, only a failson can succeed. Or something. 

Lions undefeated season 2019! 2-0-14 here we come!

Steve Spurrier raises his hand.

It’s that list, cross-referenced with a list of restaurants without locks on their dumpsters.

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

Fun reminder, Tomsula had a better record with the Niners than Chip Kelly.

Tell them Billy is Faulkneresque. That’s how I defend myself after I send rambling drunken texts at two in the morning.

That would be pretty awesome.

Next time, not a single fucking period; really fuck with them

Doc - sorry to be off topic. Your doppeltroll is back, recently posting under the “Joaquin Phoenix didn’t know Joker might be problematic” article on io9.

One of the core concepts used to support this belief—and maybe the most important one, as it sought to preempt the strongest point of evidence for the contrary position: the inarguable supremacy of Barcelona and Real Madrid—was the idea that, unlike in Spain where the Big Two effortlessly piled mountains of goals and…

Billy,

Meth is not the answer, bud.

Is your salary a tax write off for Gizmodo?

The timing of this article is hilarious.

Here’s what happened:

It’s a pretty simple, harmless mishap. The positive tests were marked with a +, which also looks like a cross, which could be construed as shorthand for “cross out”, which is the analog equivalent of digital deletion. Pure coincidence that it’s the same sort of innocent clerical error that happened from time to time…