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““It’s so easy for us to blame and shame because everyone has a voice now,””

Imagine framing “everyone has a voice now” as a negative. 

Do you think bank robbers are unaware that robbing banks will lead to getting shot and going to jail? Sounds like that’s not too effective either.

+1 salt lick

Remember when the Ravens were struggling against the Chargers in the playoffs and Romo kept saying they had to go back to Flacco? Good times.

“World of Suck, you say? Guess I’m done visiting Orchids of Asia.”

   Things are tough for the Broncos when their GM is their biggest neigh-sayer.

I’m trying to make an analogy to the time a classmate in high school stole the biology teacher’s calculator and got caught and suspended when he attempted to sell it back to him, but I’m not finding the angle.

He even just had to shut up until friggin monday...then he would have gotten the Signing Bonus. But he couldnt keep his mouth shut for 14 days. And that in a time he already has burned two Teams and had a lawsuit on his back..

My high school football team was so bad that teams would go up on us by 40, 50 by half time and then sub in their sophomores or end of the bench people. One game we were down 58-2 at the start of the second half. Somehow we managed to play absolutely out of our minds and managed to get the score to 58-50 with a little

In this case, I'd go pulled pork with a side of beets..

Only one way to correct that.

Almost as bold as Trent Dilfer’s stance against child slavery. Gutsy as hell, Dilfer!

It’s Minnesota.

The most exercise they get is long walks through restaurants.

It was too risky. The straight path to the locker room cuts directly through a day care.

Attention Viking Ship patrons-please remember, in an event on a debilitating Adrian Peterson injury, all of our Just Desserts are half price!

🎶 You can get anything you want at Adrian’s restaurant 🎶

I don’t root for anyone to be injured, but if it’s going to happen, I’m OK with it being this child-beating asshole.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

I guess Peterson just wanted to switch things up.

“Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.”