“I didn’t mean to be racist, I just do it ‘cause everyone else is choppin’!”

+1 get em drunk before they sign, then dishonor the agreement anyway

Your mom wasn’t racist last night. 

Yeah, Gruden and Trump are playing 3D chessticles as we speak. 

Bless his heart. 

You’ve got bad D theory. 

+1 Soo many air quotes. Understood. 

Yes, this. THIS is why I was scrolling down comments.

With the current administration, is likely we will start being weighed and heighted at the DMV. Especially here in AZ.

“LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!”

With no spaces, either. Please, that would be on par with the challenge of reading this masterpiece. 

Underrated. Waaaaaay underrated. 

This is a fun game! Mine is a tie between these 3:

“A member of the band was cornered by a number of males and was assaulted.”

I’m going to recycle this comment. 

+1 CMILF

Underrated. 

*orange wig on, puckered mouth, pointing at camera*

Why was media so pissed when they Sat His Ass Down last time? He sucked then, too.

He’s a decabanana guy.