Well said!

Ahhh yes, nothing quite like:

“STREET’S CLOSED, PIZZA BOY! FIND ANOTHER WAY HOME.”

Volunteering to drive my future mother-in-law to go pick up her car from her mechanic. 

Can confirm EXACT smell in 2007 BMW.

CONGRATS Mercedes!!! Fellow C172 student pilot here : )

Re: lottery...

Well done, well done.

So true re: the trunk/hood. First time I saw the “trunk” popped, I was like... “Damn, Porsche must have a nice graphics card in there.”

Hey Andrew - nice piece of writing!

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0572406/

Do we think BMW will give it the new 4-series nose?

Dave - A family member encountered a saga similar to yours. If it’s not one thing with the township, it’ll be another, and another, and another. Turns out that there were some neighbors/community members that just wanted to see my relative gone. Based on the timeline in your story, sounds like you have the same recipe.

I literally just finished that season of Always Sunny. 

Every time I see an “I Just Bought a...” article from our friend David Tracy wherein the strangest, most obscure set of options is present in the 20+ year old car/truck being purchased: 

Thanks for taking the time! Good convo; good read. 

hahahahahahahaha

Math checks out.